the grind
there is really no delicate way to say this – my son has developed a fondness for leg-humping. cam thought i was joking until he actually saw it happen. paul does much more frequently to me than to cam. (shades of oedipus?) he will look at me rather intently (usually when i am sitting), put his hand on my knee and practically grind his diaper-covered naughty bits against my leg. it’s hysterical. one day he will hate me for writing about this, but this is exactly the sort of embarrassing story that one should have about their kids.