daddy brain
cam and paul called me from the car in the driveway while waiting for my mom. why were they waiting for my mom? because they were going out and he needed her to bring down some diapers.
diapers. diapers?!
me: why didn't you bring the diaper bag?
cam: i didn't know where it was.
me: it's hanging on a hook in his room.
cam: oh.
me: did you ask for wipes?
cam: no...
me: [sigh] you are such a dad.
cam: [protesting] i brought milk!
cam: here she comes -- she brought the little [changing kit] bag!
me: oh good. there might only be two diapers in there.
cam: she filled it up. you know why?
me: why?
cam: because she's a mom.
cam: and i'm a dad.
yep, that just about sums it all up.