showoff
tenth grade english teacher: to introduce yourselves to me and each other, we're going to go around the room. say your name and the last book you read.
x: i'm x and the last book i read was lord of the flies.
teacher: good. nice to meet you. what would you say was the climax of the story?
x: um, when ....
y: i'm y. i read animal farm.
z: i'm z. i read lord of the flies, too.
me: i'm grace. the last book i read was remembrance of things past by marcel proust.
teacher: [blink]
how the mighty have fallen. the last thing i read was the most recent issue of real simple. ms. rittger would be so disappointed.