robbing the cradle
cam couldn't stand his hair anymore -- too long -- so he took a quick trip to fantastic sam's up the street. he returned home after about an hour or so with short hair and a bemused look. the lady who cut his hair, he said, asked him if he was going to prom tonight.
prom? "i'm 31-years-old!" he exclaimed in disbelief.
i know cam looks young, but jesus. he doesn't look that young. i know to look younger than one's years is nice, but surely downgrading him from his thirties to his teens is entirely too much of a good thing.