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me: did you tell grandma about how you fell down in the shower?
my mom: did you fall down in the shower?
paul: no.
my mom: you didn't?
paul: no. slipped.
me: oh, okay, you didn't fall, you slipped.
my mom: you slipped in the shower?
paul: yes.
my mom: did you bump your head?
paul: yes.
my mom: where?
paul: in the shower.

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