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my cousin and his partner bought paul a toddler bike for christmas and we still haven't given it to him. partially it's out of laziness, partially it's out of fear (ohmyfuckinggod, you want me to put my toddler on a bike? i don't even know how to ride a bike!), partially it's because buying a helmet is freaking hard. the boy's head is just sized funny. toddler size 1+ is simply too small. youth 5-8 is too big. i guess we're going to have to go to a real sporting goods store -- now that isn't something that happens every day in this household -- and i dread it. paul doesn't like anything on his head, so how on earth are we going to convince him that this is a good and necessary thing?

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