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poor taste

my coworker told me that her husband did "the worst thing ever."

me: what is "the worst thing ever"?
her: he called me yesterday. "i'm at the hospital."
me: what?!
her: so i said, "what? is [insert baby name here] okay?!"
her: then he said, "just kidding." he thought it was funny!
me: oh my god.
her: i thought it was him. i'm used to him getting injured.
me: "hi, yeah, what did you do now?"
her: don't ever tell me my baby is in the hospital if she isn't.
me: no. that is the worst thing ever.
her: you understand.
me: yep.

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