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i've been reviewing resumes for a replacement for my assistant. (he's off to law school very, very soon.) looking at these things, i have to say that i'm scared shitless. none of these folks inspire me -- and their friendster/myspace listings don't exactly thrill me, either. i am simply not enthused.

i do, however, find one applicant amusing -- a former nfl cheerleader. (i looked her up. 1998.) i love how she made that the very last line of her resume. "wait, wait, i'm a cheerleader!" now that's an interesting parting impression. i wouldn't want to hire her, though, because then i'd lose my status as the cutest thing in the department.

JOKE. that was a joke.



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