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overproducing

after my friend was done with her last pump session of the day, she walked by me and announced that she had gotten almost ten [ounces].

my current assistant looked up. "you fill up ten of those little bottles?" he asked, gesturing at the bottles in her hands.

"oh god, no!" she replied. we laughed. "i'm not a cow!"

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