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too gross

paul: change my diaper.
me: okay, let's change your diaper.
i cannot be the only mother who responds by repeating what their child has said.
paul: change my poo.
me: what?
paul: [laughing] change my poo.
me: did you poo?
paul: poo!
me: did you make a mountain of poo? [referring to an incident a few weeks back]
paul: mountain of poo! 'member? 'member that?
me: yes. it was entirely too gross.
paul: [singing] mountain of poo, mountain of poo...
me: i hope not. eeew.

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