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it all began so innocently. a favorite stuffed animal stolen from a desk.

then it was a carefully hoarded pile of paperclips removed from a cubicle and returned -- one at a time. in envelopes.

then it was an entire cube's worth of trinkets hidden. a beanie baby cat in the refrigerator.

the retaliatory office prank -- it must escalate.

one coworker spent hours painstakingly adorning an office chair with plastic clips and scotch tape. in return, the chair's owner wallpapered his cube with newspaper.

i am afraid to take a day off for fear of what might be done to my office. my assistant would probably try to protect my grounds, but i don't know if he's a match for my mostly funloving, somewhat malicious coworkers.



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