arachnophobia
once upon a time there were two soft things named charles and boo boo.
charles and boo said, "we don't like spiders!"
paul said, "i like spiders."
charles and boo said, "yucky!"
paul said, "i have a spider."
charles and boo boo said, "where?"
paul said, "right there! on my spider light."
charles said, "eeee!"
boo boo said, "eeee!"
paul said, "sillies! it's plastic!"
the end.
paul: more. again. the same one.