the leaves have pretty shapes
this joke was old the moment it was first told:
i was taking gingko biloba pills to improve my memory.
but i kept forgetting to take them.
gah! there are so many variations on this and i suspect i have heard them all over the past few years. at first i laughed politely. then i started smiling wanly.
me: yeah, my dad took those for a while after his stroke.
then the other person kindly changes the subject. sorry, dad.