wiseass
me: [in the kitchen] i'm getting you some milk.
paul: [lying on the floor in the library] carried! want be carried!
me: oh no. [laughing]
me: you walk your butt in here right now.
paul: [giggling] what you said?
me: you walk your butt in here right now.
paul: [getting up]
paul: [walking backwards]
me: [thinking] smart aleck.