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yesterday a secretary friend i see about once or twice a year visited me in my office. she came bearing gifts and a quizzical expression.

her: have you gained weight?
me: [stunned silence]
her: [nervous chuckle] you look bigger than the last time i saw you!
me: oh yeah, sure, i'm always gaining weight [nonchalant hand gesture].

i could have cried. my coworkers were disappointed that i didn't smack her for her rudeness.



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