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real subtle

me: hey, would you do me a favor?
my assistant: sure, what do you need?
me: would you please pipe down a little?
him: what?
me: you get a little loud sometimes.
him: when?
him: when was i loud?
[random raucous outburst from his partner in crime from outside]
me: just because ____ is that loud doesn't mean you have to be, too.
him: [understanding] oh, yes.
him: [grin] sorry about that.
me: no problem.



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