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gone tomorrow, part II

this morning my mom watched me as i got ready for work.

my mom: did you cut your hair?
me: [slow pivot and hard glare]
me: [thinking] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, I JUST CUT OFF OVER A FOOT OF HAIR ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
my mom: [backtracking] i just thought it was longer than that.
me: oh no, this is how it's been.
my mom: oh, okay. [slinking away]

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