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vertically challenged

me, reading a poem from turtle magazine:
please don't slump.
please don't hunch.
it only makes you smaller.
stand up straight.
you'll look great --
and ever so much taller.

paul, unimpressed:
scrunch up.
you'll be smaller.
you'll look great.



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