wet noses and hot wheels
sitting on his bed:
paul: hullo.
me: hello.
paul: [crawling into my lap]
me: are you a baby or a puppy?
paul: [whimpering puppy sounds]
me: oh, you're a puppy.
paul: [leans head on my shoulder with eyes closed]
paul: [pretend sleeping sounds]
me: what a nice puppy.
paul: hello.
me: oh, you're not a puppy anymore?
paul: no, i'm a boy.
paul: [kiss]
me: what a nice boy.
paul: let's play car crash.
me: okay.