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me: i don't think guns are good toys.
paul: guns are beautiful toys.
paul: i had a nine-volt gun.
me: a nine volt?
paul: it was so long!
paul: it was a three-pound gun, no, it was a zero-pound gun.
paul: i shot it and it hit the target and it broke the glass and came back at me!
me: that doesn't sound very good.
paul: it was a good gun.

i guess this should have been the time for a life lesson in how guns are bad and they aren't toys, but he ran away so i could flush the toilet. funny how a child can be so fearless of guns, but so fearful of the sound of a flush.



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