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not the right answer

paul: hi.
me: hi.
paul: um, will you come home and play bowling with me, please?
paul: i want you to come home.
me: i can't, i'm sorry.
me: can you drive?
paul: no, i don't have a car.
me: i don't have a car, either.
paul: why don't you just go in daddy's car?
me: but daddy's car is so far away.
me: when daddy picks me up, i'll come home and play bowling with you.
paul: can you just walk?
me: that's 20 miles!
paul: [puts the phone down and runs away]

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