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surprising response

paul: can i have the milk?
me: no, i'm going to drink it.
paul: no!
paul: it's mine.
me: no, i'm pouring it, so it's mine.
paul: can i drink it?
me: did you ask nicely?
paul: please?
me: please what?
paul: please can i drink the milk?
paul: sure?
me: okay. [hands him the milk]
paul: i can drink it!
me: what do you say?
paul: please?
me: no, after i give it to you, what do you say?
paul: gracias.
me: !!!

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