tea
i have a metal travel mug from work. across the mug it has in big black letters "www.[insertname].com." because this stretches across the entire mug, you can't really see what it says without rotating it.
one day at home* i was drinking tea out of it. paul took one look at the "www" facing us.
paul: what are you drinking?
me: tea.
paul: www.teabag.com.
me: you're too cute.
paul: [incredibly precocious child-star smile]
*it has to be at home. drinking out of a work mug at work makes me feel like i'm wearing a mickey mouse sweatshirt to disneyland.