the secret language of cam
i say: i need to do the dishes, but i'm so sleepy.
what he says: don't worry about the dishes.
what i think he's thinking: don't worry about the dishes, i'll do them.
what he's really thinking: i would like to help you with the dishes, but i am going to forget about this conversation as soon as i walk out this door.
what happens: don't worry about the dishes, they'll still be here when you wake up.