trying to tell me something
paul: you know how babies eat salt?
me: no, how do babies eat salt?
paul: they pick up the salt shaker and sprinkle it on their heads!
me: oh, i didn't know that.
paul: you know how babies eat oatmeal?
me: how do babies eat oatmeal?
paul: they scoop it up with a spoon... and then dump it on the floor!
me: babies are very messy, aren't they?
paul: yes.