dinner theater
this is baby paul
eating soup
and french fries
on the counter
me: what rhymes with fries?
paul: highs.
which is highs
we'll have lots of fun
with baby paul
me: i almost said, "lots of soup."
paul: lots of poop!
this is baby paul... poop.
chew and swallow
chew and swallow
because choking is bad manners!
i think turning dinnertime into musical comedy only works when the singer and the eater aren't the same person.