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dinner theater

this is baby paul
eating soup
and french fries
on the counter

me: what rhymes with fries?
paul: highs.

which is highs
we'll have lots of fun
with baby paul

me: i almost said, "lots of soup."
paul: lots of poop!

this is baby paul... poop.

chew and swallow
chew and swallow
because choking is bad manners!

i think turning dinnertime into musical comedy only works when the singer and the eater aren't the same person.

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