save the children
my mother told me that paul was freaking out one day because of a children's charity commercial.
paul: it says "call now!"
paul: you better call!
paul: you have to call now!
he continued to nag her to call until he saw pictures of the children served by charitable giving.
paul: you mean i'd get a child?
my mom: yes.
paul: i don't want a child.
so... you can imagine my surprise when paul informed me that we'd have another kid in the house by december. but, he said, we'd just get him from the "kid store."