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out of the mouths of babes

went to the hospital on saturday. paul was a riot.

nurse: does anyone smoke in your home?
cam: no.
paul: but there were the malibu fires...

doctor: are you taking any medication?
paul: i took my gummies already.

doctor: do you brush your teeth?
paul: i brush my teeth ALL THE TIME.

it was a good thing he was in such a cheerful mood -- going to see the doctor for a minor case of balanitis isn't exactly one's idea of fun.

as for me... i was too busy being irritated with the doctor on duty (or whatever she was) to fully appreciate paul's good mood. honestly, what kind of a medical professional could mistake a dried milk moustache for eczema?

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