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sometimes what counts for sassy is just plain rude

the other day my boss stopped by my office with his boss.

his boss: when are you due?
me: may 1.
my boss: [quickly] if she stands up, you'll be able to tell when she's due.
me: [wrinkled nose] um, thanks.
me: i think i'll just stay seated.
my boss: [on a roll] she is VERY DUE.

god, who asked you?

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