smell that angel
x (my mom's friend): she's smiling!
x: you know what it means when babies smile?
x: it means an angel is playing with her.
me: [outwardly smiling, inwardly groaning]
my mom: [flatly] it's gas.
my mom: doctors say it's just gas.
x: [incredulous] are you joking?
me: [outwardly and inwardly smirking]