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shapeshifters

paul: i'm a jumping spider.
paul: bzzz.
paul: there's a bee!
paul: i'm going to jump on it.
paul: you're a black widow.
me: oh, thanks.
paul: we have to protect nola.
paul: she's a little daddy-long-legs spider.
me: okay.
nola: [blank face]
paul: now i'm an ant-mimic spider.
me: i'm a nursery web spider.
paul: with young.
me: yes.
paul: now what kind of spider am i?
me: an orb weaver?
paul: no, just a dimorphic jumping spider.

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