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doctor's (random) orders

paul: stepping on your mail...
paul: is good for your life!
me: what?
paul: stepping on your mail is good for your life.
me: why?
paul: because then you can take a piece of it and put it in your mouth.
paul: it will dissolve and you'll feel better.
paul: it's like a paper pill.
me: okay.
me: thank you, paul.

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