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backyard entertainment

yesterday my mother told me a story. "i think we saw two fish making little fish!"

apparently she and nola often go outside to look at the pond during the day (usually to distract nola from all the screaming as she is wont to do). at one point two fish were sort of twirling around each other, bumping heads and the like.

nola watched, entranced.

"shameful," my mom scolded. "doing that in front of the baby!"

me: what?
me: you scolded the fish?

so now i know what goes on while i'm at work. my child watches fish porn.

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