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bad tastes

paul just delivered the strangest monologue:

i hate dairy cheese. it tastes just like turkey flesh. no, turkey beak. dairy cheese tastes like rotten turkey. rotten. and dairy milk tastes like cowtooth. that tastes like nolie.

i know his disdain for dairy stems from his allergy to dairy, but where did he get the idea that his sister tastes like the tooth of a cow?

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