lemon fresh
yesterday a coworker brought in a big bag of lemons from her backyard. she offered them to me and another coworker.
lemon-giver: you could cut them up and put them in water...
other coworker: [muttering] i hate lemon in water.
lg: [startled] you hate lemon in water?
oc: [grudgingly] i'll take one -- i can put it on a fish.
lg: oh, okay...
me: [brightly] i'll take the rest!
lg: [relieved] really? great!
how rude! that poor kid. now i have more lemons than i know what to do with, but... they do smell very nice.