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pellets

today both of my assistants commented on my eating habits. i hadn't realized my diet raised such eyebrows. one of them seems absolutely stuck on the fact that i don't eat meat. stuck on it. like he's-discussed-it-with-his-mother stuck on it. now i find out that he's even mentioned it to HIS doctor. what?

the other... well.

him: you used to eat [insert expletive] soybeans.
me: i still eat [insert expletive] soybeans.
him: i see them and i think "grace pellets."
me: thanks, i feel like a gerbil.

is it a gender thing?

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