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overheard

x: are you losing weight?
y: no.
x: are you getting bigger pants?
y: yes.
z: hey, that's smart!
z: wait, no, he's losing weight -- you know how i can tell?
z: his stomach isn't hanging over the keyboard tray anymore!

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