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x: you must have really messed up.
y: what?
x: you must have really messed up if you got flowers.
y: oh no, it's her birthday weekend.
x: oh.
y: this wouldn't be enough -- i don't mess up often, but when i do, it's gotta be big.
x: like what?
x: what do you have to do if you mess up?
y: dinner.
x: and it's gotta be an expensive one, i bet.
x: [to unmarried coworker] see what you have to look forward to?
x: when you get married, it's nothing but a downward slope.

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