one day he will get an earful
i was folding laundry and starting a load of whites in the basement when i heard yelling.
paul: [from the top of the basement stairs] mommy?!
me: yes?
paul: when you come back up, you have to say the password.
me: okay.
me: i'll have to think about it, though, because i don't think i know the password.
paul: i'll give you a clue.
paul: it's a four-letter word.
me: [cheerfully] oh, i know LOTS of four-letter words!
paul: what?
me: oh, nothing...