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it writes itself

me: i've been following you around all day, cleaning up after you.
me: you've ignored everything i've asked you to do.
me: you left the giftwrap out, you knocked over a chair, you didn't put your plate away.
me: and you're still ignoring me.
me: and that's why i'm going to set your room on fire.
paul: [looking up from the ipad on his lap] what?

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