low foot clearance
surreptitiously blogging since 2005
Archives
- after a long hiatus
- pay us our due
- holiday honesty
- stepford
- pour a little salt
- litany of crap
- bliss
- whatever okay means
- overheard
- shine
- why?
- burdens
- scraps
- snuggles
- playing restaurant
- change in the tides
- dairy disappointments
- all of my role models are too young
- gravity
- found money
- tiny works of art
- sixth birthday, take two
- i'm too old for the songs that resonate with me
- sleepwalking
- overheard
- overheard
- orange
- overheard
- hair band
- overheard
- honestly, you can't make this kind of thing up
- cake pops, for real this time
- so spice
- it's a curse
- ice cream
- blood pressure meds
- with every worthless word we get so far away
- more more more
- cake pops and presents
- postmodern
- jorian
- images
- itchy
- outhouse, redux
- outhouse
- girl crush
- a question that has NEVER been asked before
- mishmash
- throw away the chains
- overheard (and also. damn.)
- jilt
- elementary and middle
- city by the bay
- just no
- oh mumford
- polyamory
- warped priorities
- whippersnappers
- a pathetic still life
- torn
- the cold never bothered me anyway
- a story, attempted
- a story, denied
- added complexity
- it doesn't have to be like this
- shampoo commercial
- cheese
- one with the wind and sky
- matriarch
- she loves me best, part three
- she loves me best, part two
- she loves me best
- slice of life
- my aim is true
- breadloser
- do your own job
- housekeeping in the pnw
- zoned
- sushi
- yesterday
- bl
- inked
- new-old
- overheard
- taking the wind out of one's sails
- things i never expected to say, the holiday edition
- mope
- first of december
- contributing
- High head free
- lawyerly
- what a revelation
- happy 50th
- dancing in the rain
- copy that
- meta troll
- fruit soup
- first parent-teacher conference
- overheard
- yet another successful parent-teacher conference
- bad wordplay but sadly true
- work sucks
- no fries with that
- copies, part two
- oh yeah.
- trash
- i sense a theme
- overheard
- copies
- lifejacket
- never did get to the pledge
- it's NOT an acronym
- dobuita
- cheek
- new one
- sunday negotiations
- writing our vows...
- overheard (not really)
- beach bells
- role reversal
- househunting
- overheard
- con artistry
- overheard
- timely
- not cute
- apples, trees
- too drained to think
- twenty
- sleepyheads
- perseverance
- high praise
- overheard
- unexpected encounter
- overheard
- gamine
- overheard (and also oy)
- call me maybe
- your middle name
- logic
- overheard
- contemplating a theme song
- lactation contortion
- youthful enthusiasm
- gallows humor, part 2
- gallows humor
- thistles
- hair
- yakety sax junior
- for science!
- resemblance
- sherlock'd
- another bad friend: ambivalence
- bad friend
- i stopped speaking english today
- all that glitters
- overheard
- full bellies
- pre-teen
- overheard
- pre-birthday
- belated
- i don't even pretend to understand
- a discussion of hair
- 2013
- hirsute
- holiday greetings
- ho ho ho debunked
- growth spurt
- the hunt
- blurry
- must keep her off tumblr
- implosion
- overheard
- the littlest barkeep
- yakety sax
- the new normal
- menu
- overheard
- logical assumption
- enabling
- web presence
- overheard
- pumpkins
- unplugged
- overheard
- happy birthday
- new levels, part two
- overheard
- new levels
- wrinkled dress shirts
- folk
- nola's busy wednesday
- gleemonex
- bemused
- why did no one tell me?
- old news
- incongruous
- disappointing but not altogether surprising
- eggs and milk, milk and eggs (and peanuts)
- still smiling
- sept
- most traumatic day ever
- preschooler
- but i never had a monkey friend
- an almost-note to my friend
- pacey
- overheard
- need a thesaurus
- severed
- schooled
- overheard
- momwork, part 2
- this is probably more suited for tumblr
- cheating heart
- video
- back-to-school night
- dear john-ish
- whither goest thou?
- momwork
- ships ahoy
- now people are definitely going to talk
- mix and match
- the bee and the baby
- oceans two
- teenage dream
- radiator springs
- it's a beautiful night
- just a nice day
- longest post ever, or why i'm amazed i haven't quit yet
- househusband
- the dumps
- hair today
- city girl
- one day she'll need me to take her to the mall
- overheard
- chip off the old block, part two
- treasured
- there is always a punchline
- knightly ambition
- mouseketeers
- sorry for saying sorry?
- under the weather
- celeb sighting
- rockstar
- it writes itself
- lucky
- but how else is santa going to know?
- so much to do.
- says paul
- knit, part 2
- knit
- friday night
- ode to the 9-5
- oaty goodness
- faithful steed
- overheard
- the sting never goes away
- new and improved cheap toy glider
- overheard
- frenetic
- still full
- happy mother's day
- stickler
- mother's weekend
- something new
- early morning exchange
- king of the road
- older than she looks
- unwanted success
- popped
- happy two-days-early birthday
- bottle cap
- i hate people
- sleek
- crackers
- inside joke
- cook and fly
- point of pride?
- mr. and mrs. easter bunny
- the boss of daddy
- logical
- talking myself up
- quotable: the art of the mistake
- intonation
- deep
- signature sound
- little in common
- flat top
- unpleasant truths
- partial redemption
- trying times
- love amongst equals?
- husband thoughts
- random
- snuggly
- bill
- trickery 2
- trickery
- surrogate
- the end is near
- now featuring sizes larger than 000P
- mixed messages
- floodwaters
- are you effing kidding me?
- ceremonial
- balancing act
- inauspicious
- overheard
- prepubescent
- happy nonsense
- creeps
- more
- good manners
- dizrythmia
- full responsibility
- different mode of transport
- michael!
- inside joke?
- dinosaurs in the city
- historically romantic
- cooler than?
- speak only when spoken to
- kinda sorta inauspicious
- primate baby?
- angels and demons
- crowded
- overheard
- amusement parked
- not so much
- staged antics
- just the three of us
- saturday morning cartoons
- small talk
- inky
- spoiled for a fight
- innerspace
- overheard
- tiny stylist
- romper room
- paul the human
- a joke from paul
- baby joke
- dadly
- dream deferred
- last day of school
- a toddler's lament
- just the girls
- inarticulate rage
- tiny waking moments
- directly indirect
- no mouths were injured in the making of this bump on the head
- bumps and scrapes
- with sugar on top
- introspection and appearance
- wiggly party
- half full, half empty
- tiny conductor
- the new parenting
- she fought the law
- they look as if they were wearing tuxedos
- dangerous cotton insects
- powdery
- singalong
- what does it mean to be a mother?
- bosslady
- banana
- profoundly inappropriate
- overt signs of aging
- swimmingly
- legacy
- one day he will get an earful
- two dresses
- rainy with a chance of tsunami
- yawn
- just how old do you think i am?
- flooding my inbox
- peeking behind the veil
- somewhere, pigs are flying
- setting up an ethnic identity
- not the greatest news
- in-home care
- gray, part two
- consider gray as an option
- pissy
- idiotbox
- how many stages are there in a conference call?
- chip off the old block
- foam sweet home
- no speech therapy
- awake = noise
- almost a month late
- tiny love
- neither term is attractive
- tiny girl
- houdini!
- raining inside and out
- fried-day
- unhappy birthday
- bicker
- eulogize
- rainy
- massive overgeneralizations and stereotypes
- farewell
- mythical sea beasts
- through the woods
- toned down in a big way
- of little significance
- coherent rage
- eyed
- turnabout
- at the shore
- nye at the old folks' home
- field trip day
- trapped
- productive year-end thinking
- call this a day off?
- not quite meat
- weird timing
- musicality
- thumbs up
- stuck
- family gatherings
- what?
- a parent's whine
- unrosy
- mistaken identity resolved
- sweet drinks
- unpleasant truths
- evidence
- worst week ever?
- tickly feet
- tree-picker
- overheard
- blind leading the blind
- overheard
- with my little eye
- consistent
- cookie monsters
- naughty pictures
- screamy
- navy fleece
- there's only one everything
- learn, live, accept
- here's an idea
- tot fury
- that's true love
- blanket
- rickets
- gray saturday
- sprout sings
- fleshtoned
- shaking a wee stick
- mam with strap
- flu'd
- happy thanksgiving
- unfamiliar dining experience
- well, duh
- first blood
- occasionally I am overheard
- overheard
- half and half
- evening play
- cold hard cash
- where they are
- prioritizing sunday
- poor sense of priority
- fear
- harsh conditions
- tiny singer, part two
- bad luck day
- tiny singer
- coughs and hives, oh my
- aviatorspeak
- parental ignorance
- overstepping
- crisis of management
- midday meal
- ray
- bad ideas
- dozen
- natal day
- six
- tricky
- show choir
- little rory calhoun
- roses?
- goodybagged
- 73
- fatherhood
- likes and dislikes
- workplace
- dressing for the seasons
- appropriate reaction (more or less)
- very sensitive
- little drummer girls
- confessions of a shopaholic
- no lunch
- moptops
- back to school
- overheard
- little maverick
- the power of an unintentional bowl cut
- progress report
- girly fun
- cheeseburger
- cheeze
- too late or too early?
- bottleless
- gleeful
- pizza party
- snack straws
- nemo and pooh
- beats
- first week
- fat chance.
- baby picture
- why do i bother?
- out and about and out again
- movie date
- kinship
- faster than a speeding bullet
- angel on my shoulder
- sour
- overheat
- verminator
- milkstone
- a minute
- stained
- the walls have eyes
- new storage
- not using one's powers for good
- blueberry
- killjoys
- candyman
- overheard
- leggo my lego
- at the very least, it's tacky
- poor fit
- and preschooler makes three (kids)
- muffed
- in charge
- character assassination
- tooth and nail
- overheard
- jack
- alternatives
- very specific tastes
- changing plans and priorities
- why yes, yes it was
- sometimes homeownership sucks
- overheard
- a round of applause
- bean counter
- nails
- tiredest place on earth
- not quite right
- grabbing hands grab all they can
- heigh-ho
- hope they weren't listening
- pins and needles and wineglasses
- short and sweet, i guess
- twilight time
- cheeseless
- we're not paying you for that
- dancers
- more from nz
- fruitless meetings
- disloyalty in the workplace
- happy at last
- listen to me, dammit
- office
- kid music
- a saturday in july
- grape headache
- shake it
- in with the fix, out with the cash
- liquid soap
- sibling rivalry
- a new start or more of the same?
- re facebook
- not a typical saturday night
- musical taste must not be genetic
- grownup
- walk the walk
- j&k
- feline
- end of the year festivities
- today's activities
- lack of [birth] control
- $2K
- appetitekiller
- a parent's request
- mmas finale
- scrunch
- out of pocket, out of touch
- green, gold and blue
- wub club
- need new pants
- security measures
- big head
- hobby shop
- so-called day off
- kindy
- my life in pictures
- highway robbery, or ungratefully photogenic
- holiday luncheon
- date afternoon
- prehistoric waitstaff
- boldly going
- littlest girl
- sniffling through the fog in my head
- variations on a theme, or swine flu?
- doctorly concern
- repetition
- authority figure
- foamy
- day of mom, observed (by school)
- day of mom
- turnabout is fair play
- mom-day
- everything but pancakes
- fleetingly sweet
- overheard
- chocolate cake with pink frosting
- and many more
- completely artificial
- hokey pokey
- overheard
- bang
- goodbyes
- lunchtime note
- frail
- life in suburbia
- grind
- moo moo
- just a number
- scrimmage
- right?
- overheard
- ocular
- get well or die
- more precious than gold
- pellets
- on a different level
- lemon fresh
- danger, cocktail and unique
- mmas
- strike up the band
- at ease, sergeant
- cud
- dainty feet
- weekend activities
- speaking of jury duty
- cloudy lungs
- banded
- playing the game
- greeny
- normalcy
- secrecy and busyness
- more on vanity sizing
- multitasking and the art of daycare
- tgit
- little fashionista?
- family party surprises
- musical tastes
- sharp bits of metal
- glass wholly empty
- painted ladies
- unisex pjs
- whine
- poultry
- nola in a jar
- bringing us up to date
- red plant
- i think this is what is called "relaxing"
- what's brown and sounds like a bell?
- calling names
- lucky hearts
- dressers
- unfamiliar grounds
- poor planning
- tiny arms of steel
- the bag speaks for itself
- league
- egged
- idle
- bedtime routines
- new smile
- you sing a sad song just to turn it around
- sizing issues: me or the clothes?
- mismatch
- [super]bowl of blackberries and blueberries
- vicariously
- when IM is not sufficient
- overheard
- the wrong impression
- mobility
- booted
- unexpected role model
- open mouth
- cobbler
- bumped and bruised
- not quite the odd couple
- mr. blackwell
- concatenated
- animated baby
- much less scary than i would have expected
- suitable occasion
- friday night potatoes
- u plus sign me equal sign
- oft-heard refrain
- the best gift
- lunchtime note
- smart shopper
- a first
- blackberry in hand
- sucker
- likes and dislikes
- small electronics despise me
- walk softly
- polite acknowledgments
- carrying some extra weight
- 2009
- everybody clap
- wiggle and learn?
- lunchtime note
- mouth breathing
- quietly
- sick time
- to-do
- holly berries and mistletoe
- gently rounded?
- vested
- learn by example
- carded
- pickpocket
- bruised
- family festivities
- coming to town
- savory and sweet
- fiery drive
- half empty
- there's a school for that?
- the start of the season
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- of course
- falling on deaf ears
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- for the second time
- give thanks
- cover band
- majorette
- tofurky, marching bands and giant dora balloons
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- rip van winkle
- constant companion
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- sockets
- beast of burden
- tgif, indeed
- an old nickname
- stage mom in the wings
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- word choice
- icy
- wiggly parties
- jingle bells, or of boys and presents
- lunchtime note
- way to go
- knack
- the secret lives of parents
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- like mother, like daughter?
- mission aborted
- joint gift
- threadless
- meaty
- lunchtime note
- patchy
- lunchtime note
- mailers
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- writing history, part 3
- writing history, part 2
- writing history
- a day early
- sweet holiday (and the not-so-sweet)
- whinge
- sickliest
- lunchtime note
- pop pop pop
- tiny pincushion
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- oily
- not something to put on a resume
- sometimes it's for the best when the best laid plans go awry
- father-daughter time
- five
- malaise
- lunchtime note
- the unwilling telecommuter
- beautifully racial
- lunchtime note
- i love country darius rucker
- overheard
- the skin(ny) on nola
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- my first note!
- overnighter
- longlost
- lunchtime note
- reaction
- deeply felt
- lunchtime note
- a day late
- hometown shopping
- lowlights
- zzz and more z
- gel and mousse and spray, oh my
- hairless
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- the mouth on her
- not quite varsity blues
- lunchtime note
- slippers at dinner
- rolypoly
- lunchtime note
- babycare
- no, we are not related
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- secret voice
- lunchtime note
- headachy munchies
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- don't have time for this
- shoebox
- lunchtime note
- backyard entertainment
- bad tastes
- lunchtime note
- networks
- fry
- arachnophobia
- lunchtime note
- fancypants
- no romance on tonight's menu
- winged
- mama needs a brand new bag
- purseness
- back-to-school
- demand and supply
- half-assed housekeeping
- lunchtime note
- height = power
- social yet not
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- military humor
- tinted
- lunchtime note
- stutter
- proof of shrewness
- and a happy birthday to you
- tasty bugs
- lunchtime note
- meadery
- shoeless
- mani
- packing a lunch
- midcentury mod
- failure to communicate
- thumbelina
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- lunchtime note
- sedentary youth
- lunchtime note
- cassis
- 1971
- developing
- hyphenated
- plush
- rules, regulations and rivers
- not always a talker
- lunchtime note
- the milk/bottle saga
- lunchtime note
- day two
- language barriers
- new accessories
- homework
- not a bad substitute
- first day aftermath
- k
- hungry baby
- early alarm bells
- savior: the return
- work: the return
- bottled milk
- orange and white
- eclipsed
- nasal
- twinning
- pumps
- she ain't heavy
- reciprocal
- new school blues
- visiting the workplace
- sing a song
- south pacific
- sunny san diego
- undergear
- rosy outlook
- personal scrutiny
- aimless diving
- three shopaholics
- burly
- kind eye
- step it up and dress
- toastiest
- farmer in the dell
- aches, pains and boylessness
- cold, wet and sleepy
- maternity leave home bakery
- water play
- if the whining doesn't stop
- tape is a boy's best friend
- blue pond
- spitty
- gap-like?
- new stuff!
- surprisingly youthful
- bottled
- nap, dammit
- suits
- shaping, part 2
- solar-powered
- like ducks to water
- of the day
- shaping
- ponding
- bananas about bananas
- sophisticated tastes
- impulsive water feature
- guilt-free shopping
- wet and wild
- new chances
- kenny rogers
- hot baked goodness
- tee'd
- pinned down
- rearranging
- disney sans us
- smoky
- larva
- in defense
- tv influence
- invented dinner
- beddybye
- renaming
- new to me
- from newborn to small?
- quaking
- eye-level
- font-o-phile
- i don't know where he gets this stuff
- south coast
- an old friend revisited
- no room of one's own
- her influence
- life at home
- it only took three years
- stone fruit
- suited up
- keyphrases
- self-affirming
- never too sick to play house
- violence in movies and sex on tv
- mines
- doctor's (random) orders
- mouthy
- upbringing
- modernized
- hotfoot
- figures!, part 2
- figures!
- late night sighs
- same but different, part 2
- burned
- could this really be happening?
- sizing matters
- a little flattery
- bug hunting robots
- oft-used
- a heartier breakfast
- temper, temper
- oh so literary
- the lost weekday(s)
- blondest
- wii fail
- huh?
- same but different
- my mother's keeper
- always prepared
- san pedro tea party
- more sleep, please
- friendliest skies
- genuinely curious
- peachy
- weight limits
- off-brand
- shuteye
- putting things to rights
- busier than ever
- blacksmith
- old age
- seafood
- THE field trip location
- modeling
- new title
- buggy
- new big boy space
- diamond
- happy 4th
- far tmi
- coo
- upon further reflection
- singsong
- comfycozy
- youthful eyes
- no more jommy
- don't forget to say goodbye
- she'll pretty much have to
- home shopping network?
- mii, mii and you
- silently watching
- new jobs
- the plague
- survival has its rewards
- the new truth
- stuff we do when cam isn't home
- unusual emergency
- buggy
- stomach bugs
- second choice
- new brunswick
- all's well
- mommy jewelry
- a smile by any other name?
- the upside
- preoccupied
- cereal
- two sleepyheads
- elimination diet, take two
- needy
- headache gray
- drag
- shapeshifters
- father's day
- zero tolerance (the aftermath)
- not a sahm
- snacktime note
- so proud
- strange sound
- dorian
- the modern multitasking mom
- tropics
- goldilocks one and two
- 4mal
- rice cake
- tiniest world
- center stage...2
- snacktime note
- postpartum demons
- the darkness in the hearts of infants
- jaw-length
- lefty
- fit and flatter
- snacktime note
- proof
- we did it, yay
- just the thing for a growing boy
- minor deformity
- singer
- queen for a day
- gesturing
- exercise play
- always be my baby
- snacktime note
- astonishingly loud
- the weakest link, or they don't make them like they used to
- smell that angel
- snacktime note
- stuff you don't hear everyday
- bleary
- a few minutes of chores
- wardrobe hijinks
- babywear
- eating for ten
- snacktime note
- snacktime note
- toothy, part 3
- dented
- yellowy
- snacktime note
- snacktime note
- zero tolerance
- toothy, part 2
- picture imperfect
- how we became four
- nola
- toothy
- induction appt at 8:30
- just do your job, please
- warmth
- 40th thursday
- snacktime note
- wah wah wah (cue the tiny violins)
- suffer
- i wish i were four
- postage hostage
- school day
- blending
- snacktime note
- an honest woman
- gifty
- a monday in april
- the similarity between 8 weeks and 38 weeks
- the quiet end
- faster of mouth than foot
- plow
- snacktime note
- snacktime note
- the difference between 27 and 37 weeks
- unseasonably warm
- the crunch of chlorophyll
- pouch
- overheard
- lash
- snacktime note
- the telecommuting couple
- snacktime note
- purple flowers
- varied
- snacktime note
- overheard
- if it were a marriage, i'd have to buy crystal
- the inevitable
- snacktime note
- snacktime note
- momentary terror, lasting annoyance
- shaped
- yellow dye
- rude!
- guess we're getting close to the end
- sometimes what counts for sassy is just plain rude
- a laptop for a boy
- redecorate with paint
- new world order
- amnesia
- earth, wind & flour
- drugged out
- crying over...
- sticky situation
- snacktime note
- overdue for a break
- guess
- what i have to look forward to
- catty
- snacktime note
- sandwich cookie
- lego
- mini-getaway
- snacktime note
- dental
- tiny coal heart
- cubbyhole
- snacktime note
- mover
- centered
- wallowing
- solo dining
- illness or wellness
- pregnancy etiquette?
- flu season just became open season
- re the birds and bees
- heart-shaped party
- mcdreamy?
- flu season
- snacktime note
- mood lighting
- rinse and hold
- in the dark
- things we learned from a boy
- overheard
- snacktime note
- sniffle
- cold light of day
- how messy that would be
- as seen on tv: puffs
- cast iron
- trying to be considerate
- hearty congrats
- trapped and isolated
- snacktime note
- large-scale floral
- snacktime note
- freeze frame
- newlyweds
- early morning cuteness
- many happy returns and all that
- same store
- cartoon network
- saturday night at my house
- unsmiling
- griddle
- heavy-duty nesting
- covering the floor
- homeward
- sort of a reprieve
- deserted
- dwellings
- wets and dries
- strangers in a strange land
- finalists?
- new motto
- 33
- well-dressed welcome
- clogging
- overheard
- re-decor
- starting with a
- bella
- middle
- tasteful palette
- mess
- shared room
- it's raining, it's pouring
- pink quest
- light show
- 2008
- obstacles
- inconveniently snooty
- sage and red
- so cold
- hands and feet
- labeling with love
- extra hooks
- back in the saddle
- twas the night before
- a boy's secrets
- name game
- redeemed
- i'm so lost without you
- rock
- fatso
- gone to waste
- stapler etiquette
- missed holiday festivities
- all i want for christmas is my bed
- confirmed
- splenda and cinnamon
- supposed to be a big day
- little sleep
- city beautification
- IRL
- up late for once
- time to hit the sale rack
- leave a message after the beep
- wheaty
- overheard
- wheat-free no longer
- unexpected romance
- always right around thanksgiving
- doh
- turkey day
- something i wondered this morning
- bellyachin'
- day in, day out
- ingratiating
- winter coats
- overheard
- lycra
- starter wardrobe
- portions and things
- trick
- overheard
- vm from my mom
- complementary condiments
- weatherman
- out of the mouths of babes
- strangest compliment
- overheard
- birthday boy
- opposites
- dark to light
- blessed
- slickers
- ruined my day
- runny, part 2
- runny
- fiery
- sending stuff back
- newish dress
- pretty colors
- i AM the fuddy duddy
- libra
- sign painter
- glowing
- drowning in hormones
- all kinds of wrong
- glucola
- overheard
- dino
- sugary
- non-participant
- tearful (and my nose is bleeding, too)
- first day
- the dryer says "grrr"
- separates
- shmoopiness
- salt pig
- momentous, or a moment like this
- oh, the humanity
- big league chew
- in the dark
- evolving tastes
- not yet glowing
- basura
- school daze
- baby steps, office-style
- incredible hulk
- brutally sweet
- and the sun is always shining in hell
- jobhunters
- grumpity
- namesake
- forbidden fruit
- overheard
- overheard
- timing
- math
- impunity
- age and experience
- calm before the show
- typical dialogue
- school shopping
- soft underfoot
- gratuity
- really big things
- flight vs. fight
- faith, hope and charlie
- in one piece
- dear coworker
- but the point is probably moot
- what else rhymes with bridget?
- no relation to kelly
- step
- rashy
- fanboy and fangirl
- still life with girl
- silvery
- butterflies
- ogilvie
- save the children
- scent
- grillin'
- robot combat is a sport
- neils
- backyard dining
- center
- my new favorite word
- re-trap
- re: infatuation
- infatuation
- the gift horse, he bites
- this or that?
- geek sex symbol
- roman
- sow's ear
- fan of status quo
- terrier
- rapid change of subject
- not from scratch
- dishy
- in the kitchen
- faux bois kingdom
- overheard
- refrigerator repairman
- gams
- the things women can say with impunity
- a little romance
- overly talkative stranger
- one thing doesn't mean another
- red and squishy
- fritters
- paternal patterns
- size matters
- doppelganger
- glass
- short-tempered
- nonsensical
- silly tees
- freezer burn
- email foolishness
- rub a dub
- service
- dinner theater
- footsy
- tucked in
- seeing the truth on the back of a car
- alarm clock
- this is
- sunday drive
- seething undercurrents
- oh good
- marbles
- night music
- crying at the discoteque
- wedded bliss
- the opposite of insomnia
- jinxed, i tell you
- admired from afar
- tuneful spree
- wonder what he was dreaming about?
- data's day
- there ARE stupid questions
- paper-pusher
- escape
- evader
- dishes and floors
- overheard
- inflamed
- roving
- like death and taxes
- backyard picnic
- new growth
- good teeth
- i've got rhythm
- muddled
- freeing up some cash
- of girls and dogs
- think, think, think
- good morning baby
- divorce court
- paterpresents
- world leader pretend
- overheard
- not a moment too soon
- grimace
- thankfully it's not my wedding
- vocation
- sniffles
- orangey
- fish foodie
- shockingly quiet
- unclose
- singing the lack of OT blues
- jig
- unmentionable
- snips and snails
- read those labels
- mellow
- cliffhangers
- memorized
- series finale
- the river jordan
- just saw the commercial
- far more interesting than a run-off for a seat on the school board
- more information than you have ever wanted
- momhood
- making our home that much safer
- early gifting
- of dogs and koalas
- subversive
- 99 cents
- rental
- ship of fools
- botanical companionship
- holiday cannibalism
- with family like this
- so rude
- manners
- uncomfortable balance
- wiimote control
- take everything
- the chase
- thoughtful boy
- trying to tell me something
- baker's duet
- the day the music died
- beware of the scissors
- understatement
- zoo pals make eating fun
- son of alan
- poor substitute
- blow out
- live an entire life in a day
- stinky fruit
- nice rack
- place
- patty cake
- par
- homonym
- rediscovered pleasure
- isolato
- call me a leper
- panty raid
- counting time by minutes and seconds
- dusting
- incentive
- disappearing eggs
- eggy
- digger
- heavyweight humor
- what's that on your head?
- bratty
- mythic citrus
- lip servicing
- aesthetically speaking
- bionic woman
- over our heads
- content plus or minus accent
- stickfighter
- on loss and losing
- closed captioned humor
- location
- almost a decade and a half
- vacation day
- frivolous tastes
- still cringing
- the secret language of cam
- sickly
- overheard
- strange ammo
- shrink
- nursemaid
- three cheers for bribery
- 1998
- like a commercial
- marching along
- overheard
- feelings of abandonment
- mild disparity
- three bags full
- bullet time
- surprising response
- tea
- no liquid diet
- a reasonably nice day
- underfoot
- overheard
- magnetic
- sun
- leaky
- not the right answer
- unmentionables
- revive
- words of love
- tubular
- on the line
- somewhat intimidated
- can't take him anywhere
- speeding up the aging process
- trunk
- aces
- fish, fries and only children
- ambition
- limits
- how to deal
- biding my time
- love bites
- morning greetings
- making myself a cup of coffee right now
- a strange counting song
- work-work vs. home-work
- make
- things that go bump
- tiles and fixtures
- cosmetic changes
- stickiest
- enough with the witticisms
- boing
- overheard
- ninety
- starts and stops
- rose-colored glasses
- joyless convenience
- iceman cometh
- pay attention to me
- awakening
- multitasker
- chain reaction
- tiny bladder
- just one of the guys
- barista
- worry
- every rose has its thorn
- roses are red
- times three
- and your little dog, too
- elves
- unassisted
- overheard
- per our conversation
- when stuffed animals attack
- new to him
- red
- hearts and flowers
- millinery
- dispensing with a smile
- in need of a good mechanic
- flinging
- sparks
- too young for me
- new pastime
- barrel
- think pink
- girlish figure
- not a new friend
- heroic
- unconcerned
- beeline
- job security
- me me me
- homebody
- dough
- the blue one
- mike and jerry
- this is really dumb, but
- reciprocated
- singing in the rain
- rings and things
- underwater market
- under a rock
- partial retraction
- juggling
- bizarre timing
- uppercrust
- lack of control
- i hog the ground
- why is it ONLY thursday?
- coco's
- feeding my obsessions
- drier than ever before
- luddite no longer
- dirty screens
- how do you measure love?
- revisions to the guitar hero story
- concise
- a new guitar hero
- footed
- only in my dreams
- orient express
- daily phone call
- headcold
- the big eater
- how dry he is
- careless of me
- pursepak
- tie a string around my finger
- dream street
- do you even know what gum is?
- gone tomorrow, part II
- out-of-office
- shore
- a thank you card
- greeting card replacement
- feverish
- sackcloth
- unfestive
- mid-seventies II
- vertically challenged
- icy treat
- grammarian
- lest you think otherwise
- bringing her up to speed
- voiceless
- violin concerto
- fling
- wet noses and hot wheels
- exhaustive study
- novel recipe
- mild exercise
- manic tuesday
- hairy
- mlk
- gone tomorrow
- panic and fear and nerves, oh my
- you must not know 'bout me
- nondairy fun
- brownies in candyland
- ditched
- hair today
- windows
- ungrateful, revised
- sparky
- ungratefully yours
- silently voiced
- mid-seventies
- how to accessorize
- overheard
- i have no idea why it has taken me so long to mention this
- imitate
- fun with music
- somewhat painful truths revisited
- where have i been?
- short putt
- cam's cup runneth over
- coins
- always looking on the bright side
- rotating stock
- pizzeria
- cryptkeeper
- paul's first words to me on january 1st
- falling prey to an amusing gimmick
- was wondering when someone was going to say that
- overheard
- a gamer and his sister
- electric guitar hero worship
- ballet dancer
- the hills
- paul tells a story
- seeds
- living greener
- a sister or a girlfriend?
- seaweed
- t-shirty
- sleepsounds
- labor violations
- 2007
- the eye of the artist
- been hearing them a lot recently
- teppanyaki
- wraps
- color coordinating
- tgi-over
- vino
- pots and plates and spoons and forks
- not that i don't love them, but
- natural born showman
- the sun and moon and the stars
- simple logic
- mommy's bakeshop
- leathery
- babytalk
- daddy time
- new music
- back in the saddle
- no paul is an island
- like most cliches, all too true
- paul's haul
- instrumental, part two
- instrumental
- merry christmas!
- self-denial
- you know you watch too much crime tv when...
- reciprocity
- enough already
- the horror
- fatty
- paul "the dragon" notwilson
- little machiavelli
- tiny nutty lies
- grouch
- holiday greetings
- feh on all of this
- photo shoot
- squares
- productively peaceful
- i just love it when the geek gets the girl
- not picky
- another grace
- quiet time came early this week
- far too stressed
- mommy veggie
- zzz
- bedbugs, i think
- speed limits
- narrow perch
- showy ergonomics
- i am NOT rick james
- grooming habits
- just like teletubbies
- cool vibes and strong drinks
- alfresco
- me go too
- cosmetics counter
- spelling correction
- tenderfoot
- seeing a ghost
- purple puppy love
- the one-est of one track minds
- lawyerly
- slim pickings
- a sad ending
- wtfwjd
- urbn
- new crush
- real subtle
- aguilera and swayze
- life with paul
- the littlest mythbuster(s)
- soccer-like
- would you use a saw or a knife?
- chainmail
- outbursts
- stressed
- in need of the supernanny
- princess
- whole grains
- not too shabby
- preschoolers must like to row
- red rocket
- familiar scenery
- lolita'd
- florida by way of california
- faux snow
- science fair
- alphabet city
- frivolity
- binder clips
- page
- the sunny side of the street
- purple
- underwhelming
- tiny pieces
- fishtank
- pretzeled
- a rainy stroll
- scheming
- natural order
- verdant
- a companion of some sort
- gently
- no, it will not be fun
- a list checked twice
- flying by the seat of one's pants?
- new girl
- hands
- paul vs. ball
- my way or the alternative
- paul's favorite questions
- turkey
- empty closet
- freshly shod
- age and power
- driver 8
- ingredients
- green grass
- deep pockets
- "never really that brave before"
- ring-a-ding
- no poker face
- sniff
- too late
- eggs
- getting an early start
- promised treat
- sneak
- 12 hours
- the new santa revisited
- paparazzi
- a new santa
- the first to know
- childish behavior
- paternal resemblance
- tin-[wo]man
- pervert hands
- thursday
- return to gamer island
- overheard
- on the hunt
- powers of imagination
- enough is enough
- teaching old toys new tricks
- keeping my mouth shut
- zipper
- poor reception
- no left turn
- self-opinions
- the most dangerous game
- dade
- green striped secrets
- the differences between you and me
- giddy teenage years revisited
- overheard
- online gaming
- the big easy
- awesomeness
- keyphrases
- alcoholic truths
- overheard
- ham and jam, part 2
- hard sell
- ham and jam
- and that was why we used cetaphil in the first place
- been waiting for this for a long time
- mmm, chocolate
- overheard
- sudsy
- no wonder he says i yell at him
- on the phone
- reactionary
- shake, rattle and roll
- strange pastime
- mustachioed
- new acquisition
- steps
- interconnectedness
- unpleasant odor
- auntie's favorite story
- northern exposure to numerical street time
- partying
- groupie
- in the dark
- we need to repaint the door anyway
- little aftershocks
- off to buy a racetrack
- cyrus
- paul's idea of a story
- cam's idea of a story
- wale
- keyphrases
- denizens of the deep
- candy corny
- bro
- soft soap
- haunted by the past
- genius
- gotta catch 'em all
- new ride
- THE tantrum squared
- the love of a good man
- determined to give the impression i had a bad vacation
- the long[est] weekend
- new doctor
- bad pun alert
- blimp, part 2
- bnl
- following my schedule
- manuscript or cursive?
- missed his cue
- balloons and cookies and gifts, oh my
- helmet
- like wow
- THE tantrum
- concrete pole-holding things
- blimp
- counting
- wall street
- hor d'oeurves
- paul weighs in
- theft
- catalog life
- odd tastes
- white facepaint
- you have to believe we are magic
- kingly
- who? hoo.
- potential blindness
- we be clubbin'
- bellyache
- siblings
- mop today, mullet tomorrow
- ringer
- dollar signs in his eyes
- dear petros
- fiddlesticks
- wiseass
- destination: basement
- false self-portrait
- the leaves have pretty shapes
- practicality, or the importance of age limits
- one for my homies
- marsupial
- washerwoman
- giving in
- washday
- the cheesiest
- making a list and checking it twice
- tentacle
- accidental
- direct from chuck e. cheese
- awry
- the toy store
- but i know this one isn't really soft -- he's kind of skinny
- the effects of aging
- keeping things in their place
- austen
- bowed but unbroken
- swirly
- costume party
- tote
- fluff and nonsense
- you know my name
- cookie time
- saturday night lights
- flybaby
- foreign lands
- rewardrobe
- defeated
- mom and dad, reinvented
- farewells
- hamster
- inky
- overheard
- happy surprise
- chocolate-dipped secrecy
- my favorite typist
- controller
- flynn
- charms
- showy displays
- the anti-weekend
- moustaches and tight pants
- second, part six
- very consistent
- second, part five
- second, part four
- likes and dislikes
- second, part three
- toy store-age
- crane
- second, part two
- um, no
- somewhat rude
- adept
- off his schedule
- jealous or scared?
- hey, it's that [golden] guy
- teabag tag
- postal workings
- second
- attempts
- wild declaration
- first, postscript
- first
- walking wounded
- costuming
- leviathan
- unusual renaming
- hardy
- not all that simple
- absenteeism
- and you still have only one grandchild
- tickly
- all fruit, all the time
- injury report
- pretty woolly goodness
- shared
- staying in my office
- wooden
- ahoy
- the force
- critic
- patient
- doesn't bode well for the school
- crunch
- different reaction
- of flowers and worms
- fine distinctions
- daddy jeff
- three months
- is it him?
- late night redecorating
- likes and dislikes
- likes and dislikes
- 5-minute playdate
- gah
- it's that time again
- life-changing decisions
- nineteenseventyone
- circular
- richard blade would be proud
- constipation
- fandom
- personalized
- trite but still cute
- unfinished
- passing of time
- credit
- strong language
- new storage solutions
- mommy decrees
- curtains
- in the closet
- deadbeat fan
- creepy
- unfamiliar holiday
- embarrassing disclosure
- foolishness
- likes and dislikes
- poster
- the shirt
- september
- hot for teacher
- perils of age
- medical assistance
- overheard
- in short
- patterns
- word of the day
- a peach
- stiff and sore
- compelling argument
- less than four years old
- bleach
- arrival
- silence
- tick tock
- in the drink
- more like a wedding reception
- decorative plates
- telecommuter
- overdue
- arachnophobia
- boringly bedtime
- many happy returns
- the box
- huge scare
- keyphrases
- airhead
- world traveler
- driver
- fruit salad
- pink
- together alone again
- eventful
- grassy
- mommy and me
- fluorescents
- impatient
- contrarian
- ingenuity
- shady
- little red house
- just add baby
- scheme
- bargains
- multiplicity
- let them eat cake
- overheard
- my two babies
- gift
- insignificant
- scratch and sniff
- a thing of beauty
- offspring
- greens
- could've been
- pcd
- future pr man
- inconceivable
- doorways
- costume
- acting
- drying
- anywhere but home
- moody blues
- gold clues, part 2
- clockwork
- reputation
- better than usual
- gold clues
- joker
- family bed
- watching too much zoboomafoo
- cup
- "i think we're really active in our home," he says
- owie
- waterbabies
- unexpected gifts
- i can top that
- jigsaw
- faux-mystical
- treehugging
- disposable
- murders, kidnappings and rape, oh my!
- anxious
- impatience
- phone call
- gametime
- lining
- supernova
- cringing
- schoolmarmy
- didn't really like the movie
- third
- yet another new name
- change of plans
- hatfields and hatfields
- speaking of pantries
- pantry addition
- growing up
- pushing my interests on him
- germy
- flush
- hum
- don't think it would get much traffic
- overwrought
- nutritional value unknown
- candor
- chugga chugga perfect
- overheard
- german engineering
- nilk and sugar, please
- fruity
- surname
- flexible
- fowl juice
- we're all digging, too
- bunkie board
- ambitious
- storytime
- choosing a side
- cheap commercial
- choppers
- worst of seven
- solo
- no artificial colors or sweeteners
- pranks
- chapel
- a new name
- dispute
- plausible?
- inventory
- feline
- coincidence
- painful experiences
- threesome
- sunrise
- message
- out
- splintered
- london, france
- genuine concern
- sounds of silence
- trainwreckage
- calling all pods
- dante!
- rest stop
- perhaps he needs glasses
- legume
- hoe
- measure of a man
- something to do
- kitchen storage
- pink
- chilled
- entreaties
- all home improvement, all the time
- stitch
- neglect
- proper use
- mixed reviews
- redo
- alternate endings
- transformed
- boat
- appropriately bossy
- south bay
- accursed
- madaldal
- he also calls me "hon"
- paint, paint and more paint
- footsie
- sparklers
- un-abbreviate
- mask
- periodical
- young love
- documenting
- taft
- power tools
- what?
- tactless
- readjustment
- the kindness of strangers
- dry spell
- shade
- ambivalence
- wee small hours
- burger
- newly discovered territory
- not really my anything
- masonry
- lunar
- overheard
- city of industry
- top of the tots
- finances
- new beatles fan
- taste of things to come
- bad hair year
- strange holiday
- canned goods
- free to a good owner
- a hard (sun)day's work
- new opportunity
- good memory
- weekend warriors
- just the two of us
- don't call me shirley
- wiring
- puppy love
- blaspheme
- blooming
- shared allergies
- so why did you even say anything?
- hip hip hooray
- several months early
- compliment of the day
- letter debt
- ahead of the game
- dia de los padres
- fishy
- agony
- unintended use
- pere noel
- bricks
- wiggly party
- kicking the back of the seat
- severed
- script
- clearly he doesn't quite understand the gravity of the situation
- new to him
- decaf
- loony
- injury
- faux this and that
- thanks to little britain
- yummy
- stretched thin
- a new environment
- parrot
- likes and dislikes
- aches and pains
- blemish
- cars, interrupted
- browned
- slaughtered, gutted and heartbroken
- accented
- he doesn't usually call me that
- like a newborn
- vision or ideal?
- keyphrases
- out for the summer
- variation
- not a future entomologist
- society
- singalong
- is it better than barq's?
- not-so-primetime
- waterbabies
- storage
- unbathroomish
- light syrup
- lip
- future botanist
- restoration
- useful things, trees
- task-oriented
- unlikely throne
- the decorators
- powter
- frayed
- glossing over
- future podiatrist
- mimic
- tearful
- too gross
- now i lay me down to sleep
- tearful goodbyes
- jewelry
- acclimating
- bad pun
- overproducing
- likes and dislikes
- caught
- swim
- heartwarming
- who knew n64 controllers were toddler-sized?
- like an orange
- authoritarian
- old game(r)
- the san pedro home for the aged
- little briton
- dogs
- brewed
- easily distracted
- trans
- distinctions
- hausfrau
- entertainer
- rocks
- crewcut
- my art
- showing off
- king of comedy
- posterior
- tot
- peas
- idiomatic
- transient
- thwarted
- good customer service
- mildly offensive
- puppets
- good ideas
- bad ideas
- tmi
- this is what we dream about
- jottings
- oedipal
- potato anatomy
- outburst
- harmless
- 3 am sheet changes
- logan's run
- tripping the nightlight fantastic
- high praise
- playing favorites
- brought to you by the letter e
- droopy
- dinette
- the sleep of the just
- eyes
- spooky
- lost time
- the sleep of the unjust
- the seen
- tweaked
- reconsidering
- familiar face
- i need a mute button
- spokesmodel
- the not-so-secret life of 20-somethings
- things you don't hear everyday
- indecent proposal
- truly cursed
- poor taste
- rod
- syntax and diction
- pompom
- hired help
- levels
- gray
- sticky
- branch
- raccoon
- flowers and tears
- labeling
- ruining the moment
- the smallest elephant
- state song
- good night, gracie
- i know you like me
- mother's sunday
- monomania
- so tired already
- moony
- sketch
- new tv
- chilled
- what else are you supposed to call them?
- locked out
- harsh
- not so wide
- stunned response
- litebrite
- unbreakable
- social skills
- askew
- not saying much
- doghouse
- battle of the bowls
- overloaded
- i think this was a compliment
- triplets
- not enthused
- schemer
- paperhanging
- alternative transport
- competitor
- keyphrases
- unsurprising but still unpleasant
- unusual vegetable
- clean laundry
- logic, or how a mom lost touch with reality
- sore hands
- 16 minutes and 40 seconds
- purses
- incomplete education
- animal control
- privilege
- congrats
- his nose doesn't look like mine
- oversimplification
- family traditions
- ow
- fishy fishy
- he must have no fingernails left
- tivo no
- rah
- overtaxed
- week
- deep
- waiter!
- my monday
- retrospective
- new taste
- vaccine
- funhouse
- uneven duet
- substantial savings
- a future of hypertension
- with caution
- idolatry
- rue
- dawn 'til dusk
- hiatus
- fragrant
- selective
- ballgames in the living room
- 42
- potty mouth
- literal
- starry night
- bop
- gimmick
- not mother-of-the-year material
- expressing himself
- get back
- musical
- door
- overheard
- foot
- heart and soul, or spock's wedding
- exit... stage right
- sandlot
- looking inward
- bad footing
- what can blue do for you?
- just great
- the mom-cut
- sleepy sickly
- return policy
- happy easter
- heartfelt
- mama does not have a brand new bag
- wrong side of the tracks?
- another damned teen show
- former friend
- eggs and such
- and they also called me a "rock star"
- wow, loot!
- mysterious relative
- sunshine
- coke and crazy glue
- no animals were harmed in the making of this entry
- science
- corrections dept.
- unfriendly competition
- mr. farmer baby
- american muscle car
- blissful
- accent walls
- first wheels
- 3 am
- hair loss
- it still works
- room to grow
- keyphrases
- d.o.g.
- shabby
- stockpiling paper products
- griping
- street smarts
- park place
- boost
- geeksign
- wet skin
- stories
- friday at home
- late teens
- construction
- office services
- playing doctor
- the game is afoot
- overheard
- short-lived
- the answer
- falling asleep in the car
- e is for emphasis
- lucky cam
- the new face of evil
- a proper response
- time-out
- religious education
- age appropriate
- rabbits
- keyphrases
- word associations
- in retrospect
- the power of bribery
- a weekend in july
- certainly explains a lot
- noggin
- no!
- reliving teen dramas that were never actually mine
- feel the rain on your skin
- epiphany
- unobservant
- boys and their toys
- aspirations
- shock
- springy
- self-adhesive
- rivalry
- almost blown cover
- indecision
- 3/29
- milestone
- the hunt
- looking for common ground
- disconcerted
- giving orders
- comic timing
- for want of a [humbert humbert] pin
- evel knievel
- trendsetter
- the eye of a parent
- earworm
- a matter of trust
- here's your letter
- woozy
- keyphrases
- opposites
- semantics
- new song
- bloom
- home away from home
- unconscious
- butterfly
- underprivileged
- it's the glasses
- red ink
- excessively
- budding environmentalist
- the foz revisited
- unpacked
- tales from the bed
- the legend of the blue swoo
- return
- techie
- behind my right eye
- decoration
- snack
- role model
- 20 seconds
- rhythm
- mpr
- pre-preschool musical
- 31
- you and me
- sahm
- fuel
- too good to be true
- temperature
- decoration
- vdub
- condiments
- i don't like mondays
- splurge
- flip side
- 32 coins in the fountain
- call and answer
- "i don't look longingly at bmws anymore"
- keyphrases
- nails
- eyewear
- occupational hazards
- corrupted
- lightfooted
- furniture
- sneak
- vh1
- holy grail of handbags
- new skins
- do you see what i see?
- first name basis
- hard to get
- bemused
- overheard
- opposites
- accelerated
- overtime
- solo viewer
- mum
- frog
- foreign
- cold
- primetime puppets
- fruit flies
- designer
- quick change artist
- foundation
- diversionary tactics
- overheard
- ham and jam and spamalot
- numerical order
- packaging
- idee fixe
- grown-up time
- emo
- imaginary world
- stripey
- where's mailbox when you need him?
- foolishness
- remote control
- early morning vent
- meh
- accidents
- leaping lemurs
- hmph
- button
- good news
- bedbugs
- visitors
- naughty
- habitual
- obvious
- bad, bad, bad
- empty pockets
- dark and stormy night
- shill
- st. valentine
- praise
- keyphrases
- poor speller
- shallow pleasures
- welcoming
- cover
- ma'am
- touching
- hand signals
- yikes
- infatuated
- monologue
- visiting
- exhale
- even with rubber gloves
- opinion
- abridged
- instant
- orders
- early gift
- dancing
- branding
- he likes it
- prudent
- materials
- too nice
- signifying nothing
- dark horse
- nightmare
- keyphrases
- broke
- useful
- alphabet soup
- succumb
- keyphrases
- congratulations!
- superbowl
- diaper
- snuffly
- robbing the cradle
- overheard
- repeat
- the neverending story
- overheard
- futility
- sensibility
- neighbor
- unexpected bonus
- indignities
- saddle
- round and round
- overheard
- feverish
- bewildered
- day three
- mailtime!
- tasty
- day two
- etiquette
- distraction
- speech
- premium
- new name
- preemptive
- trash
- oblivious
- friends
- showoff
- mini
- together alone
- wet
- self-referential
- duet
- overheard
- letter
- ill-timed laughter
- labels
- pause
- hesitation
- holiday
- observation
- assembly line
- unusual
- overheard
- words
- betty crocker
- morose
- snazzy
- passing the buck
- bait
- non-sticky
- confusing
- spark
- kinky
- rings
- cinco
- choices
- thoughtful
- deliberate
- inevitable
- hex
- more of the past
- multitasking
- mannerly
- seuss
- from a boy
- water
- battle cry
- cheerfully offensive
- skin color
- kind
- not going so well
- brown paper packages tied up with string
- purple
- funniest thing i've read all day
- i used to know people like this?
- reflecting
- feet
- mindset
- fitting
- makeshift
- personal toy store
- observation
- nudist
- not a cook
- could you sign this for my little brother?
- exhausted
- creative endeavor
- prince charming
- proper roles?
- brighter note
- oh well
- iron horses
- long road home
- pen
- dump truck
- new word
- unusually quick resolution
- slip of the tongue
- good fit
- undefeated
- swedes
- preppy
- skiptop
- wintertime blues
- baggage
- poor form
- gifting
- worn
- the hell?
- newness
- 31
- opposites
- vulgarities
- corruption
- toilet humor
- for mature audiences only
- dishpan hands
- sunday night date
- scares
- awards
- sproutlets
- blue's boos
- mystique
- likes and dislikes
- odd planning
- independence
- prepared
- consumer lament
- slump
- too early
- surprising result
- "we could cheer"
- flood
- cute new baby trick
- overheard
- lights out
- i hear the secrets that you keep
- 2006
- dinner companions
- amateur video
- handy dandy notebook
- rain rain go away
- a bed of one's own
- joe-car
- waiting
- anatomically correct plush doll
- update
- nice rack(s)
- imagination
- sheepish
- handwriting
- now with nudity
- lexicon of a toddler
- pseudonym
- daddy brain
- customer service
- tantrum
- so typical
- easy reader
- aged
- vacuum
- eggs
- how things work
- for next year
- winding down
- appearance
- holiday wishes
- prefestivities
- big. bag.
- stupid holidays
- manipulated
- sacrifice
- "and i want her to look beautiful if mama meets jesus tonight"
- bastards
- early adopter
- the painful truth
- really?
- wine, women and song
- go me!
- sadness
- tiger
- rugby
- old pictures
- age
- dancing
- love-affair-by-mail
- streak
- sleepcarrying
- steveness
- baubles
- cliche
- top bunk
- timeline
- stripes and squares
- grandchild
- duty
- postal rates
- boo!
- awake
- chef
- monkey business
- 500
- inattentive
- unburdened by stereotypes
- holiday sales
- cutely mangled
- pauly appleseed
- dental re-education
- tattletale
- fear factor
- folly
- success!
- torn
- trusting
- blue's birthday
- noises
- punchline
- overheard
- chill in the air
- o christmas tree
- strolling
- bait and switch
- ho-hum
- hmm
- la
- sore
- improper knowledge
- pubowner's pal
- sucker
- forward thinking
- world of laughter
- hungry
- fashion victim
- exhaustion
- sticky
- shopping update
- cards
- carpal tunnel
- extravagant
- shadow
- microwave
- puzzled
- postscript
- thwarted
- appropriate
- moody
- barry
- talking on the phone
- flyboy
- rationalizing
- glossary
- lisp
- unreasonably emotional
- postcards?
- as expected
- gritted
- leash law
- dad's diner
- big boy bed
- seasons greetings
- an evening with my husband
- aftermath
- victory
- household goods
- revised
- finding religion
- the boss of him
- multiracial
- magic realism
- pastel
- faking
- accomplishment!
- boozy
- thanksgiving
- ill
- longest day
- overheard
- head of the household
- overheard
- bossy
- headache
- holiday fun
- d-caf
- measure of a boy
- the midget is the baby's daddy
- overprotective
- in shock
- inconsistency
- hair
- great.
- clouds
- just because
- resignation
- the unbearable lightness of leather
- the creamiest
- passenger
- cream of the crop
- verbalizing
- material girl
- brass
- like dark chocolate
- every little bit
- what i think he likes
- tiny consumer
- identity
- farewell
- weekend plans
- wishes, part 3
- i miss him
- wishes, part 2
- yay me
- more vehicular blues
- wishes
- teeth
- trapped
- insulting my vegetarian sensibilities
- plastic
- shelving
- we the jury
- more than just a little
- out-of-offfice
- woodworking
- half a day
- drained
- salutations
- ethnic
- maybe i was unkind
- separation anxiety again?
- fatted calf
- on a roll
- counting
- me!
- fit
- too early
- friendster revisited
- elevatorsyncrasies
- grumbles
- i know he's been looking for one, but still
- vanity
- hero worship
- little shopper
- trickery
- expensive decision
- slimy?
- pants
- stalling tactics
- old news
- accessorize
- not like when i was a kid
- seating arrangements
- mr. cook
- partial sentences
- overly generous
- elevation
- empty calories
- overheard
- belated
- unfeminine
- big kid
- overheard
- end of the line
- confused
- glass doors
- sympathy
- yummy
- colorblind
- scandinavian slut
- overheard
- different wavelength
- fragility
- eight
- of mice and boys
- post-vacation blues
- two
- stretch navigator
- butterfingers
- tea for two
- gifting for the sexes
- wisdom
- too nice
- likes and dislikes
- a song, played on a solo saxophone
- not quite friends 'til the end
- aladdin's castle on the cheap
- timely
- redecorating
- t-t-t-teacher, teacher
- just after five
- new music tuesday
- catastrophes
- monday
- sexist or blind?
- mail's in, mail's here
- ding dong
- the to-do list
- limited conversational skills, but so what?
- wonder
- imposter
- teaching
- lately i just haven't been myself
- square
- vocabulary
- joe
- paterfamilias
- 1936
- language barrier
- sigh
- morbid curiosities
- poor babies
- pretending i know something
- gentrification
- mommy and daddy brain
- asking questions
- the divine mr. b
- denim day
- shallow
- possibilities
- backing up
- i guess you don't like kids
- change of scenery
- the good boy
- copycat
- plural
- jonesing
- hot mess
- slashers
- a good idea?
- kiss and tell
- video killed the video star
- hooked on phonics
- baby, um, toddler vs. slide
- mom-like
- feh on me.
- whatever it takes
- terror
- a day at the fair
- a preference for fedex
- british gods
- edgy
- 'uck
- random thoughts about blue's men
- saturday morning
- the boy who can't say...
- seems to be working
- deviant
- my favorite IT guy
- thinking aloud (sort of)
- milk
- curiosity
- yes!
- talk talk
- toot toot chugga chugga big blue car
- trying this again
- nooo!
- correction
- uphill
- ice, ice...
- bowl cut
- thud
- the laptop wars
- almost like being a kid again
- javier lopez
- dream a little dream
- couch potato sunday
- vroom
- train graveyard
- date night
- overheard (and seen)
- rock-a-bye
- conflicting notions
- yay!
- ambivalent
- gentle hum
- qwerty!
- who i do have to blow to get some service around here?
- semantics
- no bangs
- i'll take that as a yes
- one little monkey, jumping on the bed
- mistaken identity
- i don't really like her, but...
- vegetable
- mary poppins
- of course i watched the indy game on sunday
- powerless
- mongrel mobile
- he likes it
- are you ready for some...
- "special sizes"
- and i'll be on my way...
- the guilt
- in spite of me
- i make no such promises re steve!
- the last thing i will say about joe from blue's clues
- yay for beginning of the end
- i never have conversations like this with my mom
- first words, sort of
- ballsy
- the one and only mr. baby fansite!
- singing the vehicular blues, part 2
- ode to a pen
- fond wishes
- singing the vehicular blues
- wiggly lightning
- modesty
- male bonding
- plop!
- finally, tgif
- take good care.
- there is no way they could be brothers
- maybe he really does have spidey-sense?
- is it really september already?
- bitch all you want, i'll listen
- commence the twiddling of thumbs
- a room of one's own
- monkeys
- happy halloween!
- nobody expects
- sad.
- i hate it when this happens
- please stop making that face
- "don't kill me, i look so fetching in green stripes"
- parenthood
- nationalism
- my very own tech guy
- pirates
- about freaking time
- see ya lateh, sweet potatah
- too... much... children's programming...
- age gap
- have you seen blue? my puppy?
- weekend accomplishments
- apples
- likes and dislikes
- on second thought
- geek magnet
- horny moms
- clearly our child
- heather duke
- bring it on home to itunes
- winos
- i love my boots, my boots and me
- baby talk
- trace amounts
- oops
- rimming
- hey, it's me
- hair woes (again)
- stuck at work
- what good is a memory if you can't do this?
- let's do the toothbrush tango
- petros II
- sort of a book review
- a weird weekend
- ice the kicker segment
- childfull
- likes and dislikes
- manicurist destiny
- likes and dislikes
- being a homeowner
- tiny victories
- hugs and kisses
- hair un-woes
- likes and dislikes
- love!
- wellies
- it's not obvious i was born in the age of aquarius
- am i that shy?
- baby names
- pandas!
- lizards!
- uniforms
- and it starts all over again
- likes and dislikes
- aboriginal instrument
- not exactly colloquial
- likes and dislikes
- baby blues
- 867-5309
- vegas
- hurray for vacations spent at home
- massive discomfort
- when the maternal instinct fails?
- library sales
- the pied piper picks a peck of pickled piping
- vacation time
- wannabe martha stewart
- taking it like a man
- karma?
- casanova
- sleep, blessed sleep
- oooh, silver sage and latte!
- being positive
- disappointment
- the grass is always greener
- help, help
- "working" from home
- fuzzy
- the office goth
- hope you are enjoying your day off
- yay, sleep!
- the isle of carl
- happy birthday! (better early than late)
- i'm sorry you didn't know
- eats shoots and leaves
- pbk customer service rocks
- hair woes, revisited
- out of the mouths of babes
- i'm watching it for the drama.
- driving mr. baby
- um, thanks
- someone watches too much thomas
- pirates are smart
- hoot, hoot
- overheard
- something that should have been brought to my attention earlier
- hee-haw
- your skin, your eyes, your feelings
- london
- potential what?
- who would have guessed he'd grow up so nicely?
- independence day
- baby vs. rhino
- everybody said i'd leave you
- boohBAH!
- a latecomer to friendster
- i am particularly AR about staplers
- not always tgif
- petros!
- likes and dislikes
- feh.
- the ballad of hope and david
- was everybody wrong about the mother-son bond?
- likes and dislikes
- mr. roboto
- here, fishy-fishy
- it makes my fingers happy
- productivity and then some
- please talk to me
- putting on a good face
- please?
- understandable confusion
- grace, meet overly large battery-powered vehicle
- bad mama bear
- and i will call him "squishy"
- smile, you're pregnant
- from the email archives
- plight of the working parent
- fun with water
- a good thing
- more hair woes (that, and father's day)
- all madness, no method
- likes and dislikes
- overheard
- mike nesmith's mom must love me
- bathroom etiquette
- kiss the cook
- toddlers, allergies and food
- i am ruining cam's image
- cds i have in the office right now
- dance, boxer, dance
- subscription whore
- toilet amnesia
- hair woes
- likes and dislikes
- even though he can't sing
- the grind
- one voice
- likes and dislikes
- three cheers for the washing machine!
- marvelous corn!
- likes and dislikes
- greetings and salutations
- wiggle lust
- queue
- mission not yet accomplished
- likes and dislikes
- nursing sadness
- likes and dislikes
- life is but a dream
- getting old
- i love her for her mind. really.
- why i don't use ebay anymore
- a purchase regretted
- just shave already
- second-guessing myself
- starting over