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surreptitiously blogging since 2005
Archives
after a long hiatus
pay us our due
holiday honesty
stepford
pour a little salt
litany of crap
bliss
whatever okay means
overheard
shine
why?
burdens
scraps
snuggles
playing restaurant
change in the tides
dairy disappointments
all of my role models are too young
gravity
found money
tiny works of art
sixth birthday, take two
i'm too old for the songs that resonate with me
sleepwalking
overheard
overheard
orange
overheard
hair band
overheard
honestly, you can't make this kind of thing up
cake pops, for real this time
so spice
it's a curse
ice cream
blood pressure meds
with every worthless word we get so far away
more more more
cake pops and presents
postmodern
jorian
images
itchy
outhouse, redux
outhouse
girl crush
a question that has NEVER been asked before
mishmash
throw away the chains
overheard (and also. damn.)
jilt
elementary and middle
city by the bay
just no
oh mumford
polyamory
warped priorities
whippersnappers
a pathetic still life
torn
the cold never bothered me anyway
a story, attempted
a story, denied
added complexity
it doesn't have to be like this
shampoo commercial
cheese
one with the wind and sky
matriarch
she loves me best, part three
she loves me best, part two
she loves me best
slice of life
my aim is true
breadloser
do your own job
housekeeping in the pnw
zoned
sushi
yesterday
bl
inked
new-old
overheard
taking the wind out of one's sails
things i never expected to say, the holiday edition
mope
first of december
contributing
High head free
lawyerly
what a revelation
happy 50th
dancing in the rain
copy that
meta troll
fruit soup
first parent-teacher conference
overheard
yet another successful parent-teacher conference
bad wordplay but sadly true
work sucks
no fries with that
copies, part two
oh yeah.
trash
i sense a theme
overheard
copies
lifejacket
never did get to the pledge
it's NOT an acronym
dobuita
cheek
new one
sunday negotiations
writing our vows...
overheard (not really)
beach bells
role reversal
househunting
overheard
con artistry
overheard
timely
not cute
apples, trees
too drained to think
twenty
sleepyheads
perseverance
high praise
overheard
unexpected encounter
overheard
gamine
overheard (and also oy)
call me maybe
your middle name
logic
overheard
contemplating a theme song
lactation contortion
youthful enthusiasm
gallows humor, part 2
gallows humor
thistles
hair
yakety sax junior
for science!
resemblance
sherlock'd
another bad friend: ambivalence
bad friend
i stopped speaking english today
all that glitters
overheard
full bellies
pre-teen
overheard
pre-birthday
belated
i don't even pretend to understand
a discussion of hair
2013
hirsute
holiday greetings
ho ho ho debunked
growth spurt
the hunt
blurry
must keep her off tumblr
implosion
overheard
the littlest barkeep
yakety sax
the new normal
menu
overheard
logical assumption
enabling
web presence
overheard
pumpkins
unplugged
overheard
happy birthday
new levels, part two
overheard
new levels
wrinkled dress shirts
folk
nola's busy wednesday
gleemonex
bemused
why did no one tell me?
old news
incongruous
disappointing but not altogether surprising
eggs and milk, milk and eggs (and peanuts)
still smiling
sept
most traumatic day ever
preschooler
but i never had a monkey friend
an almost-note to my friend
pacey
overheard
need a thesaurus
severed
schooled
overheard
momwork, part 2
this is probably more suited for tumblr
cheating heart
video
back-to-school night
dear john-ish
whither goest thou?
momwork
ships ahoy
now people are definitely going to talk
mix and match
the bee and the baby
oceans two
teenage dream
radiator springs
it's a beautiful night
just a nice day
longest post ever, or why i'm amazed i haven't quit yet
househusband
the dumps
hair today
city girl
one day she'll need me to take her to the mall
overheard
chip off the old block, part two
treasured
there is always a punchline
knightly ambition
mouseketeers
sorry for saying sorry?
under the weather
celeb sighting
rockstar
it writes itself
lucky
but how else is santa going to know?
so much to do.
says paul
knit, part 2
knit
friday night
ode to the 9-5
oaty goodness
faithful steed
overheard
the sting never goes away
new and improved cheap toy glider
overheard
frenetic
still full
happy mother's day
stickler
mother's weekend
something new
early morning exchange
king of the road
older than she looks
unwanted success
popped
happy two-days-early birthday
bottle cap
i hate people
sleek
crackers
inside joke
cook and fly
point of pride?
mr. and mrs. easter bunny
the boss of daddy
logical
talking myself up
quotable: the art of the mistake
intonation
deep
signature sound
little in common
flat top
unpleasant truths
partial redemption
trying times
love amongst equals?
husband thoughts
random
snuggly
bill
trickery 2
trickery
surrogate
the end is near
now featuring sizes larger than 000P
mixed messages
floodwaters
are you effing kidding me?
ceremonial
balancing act
inauspicious
overheard
prepubescent
happy nonsense
creeps
more
good manners
dizrythmia
full responsibility
different mode of transport
michael!
inside joke?
dinosaurs in the city
historically romantic
cooler than?
speak only when spoken to
kinda sorta inauspicious
primate baby?
angels and demons
crowded
overheard
amusement parked
not so much
staged antics
just the three of us
saturday morning cartoons
small talk
inky
spoiled for a fight
innerspace
overheard
tiny stylist
romper room
paul the human
a joke from paul
baby joke
dadly
dream deferred
last day of school
a toddler's lament
just the girls
inarticulate rage
tiny waking moments
directly indirect
no mouths were injured in the making of this bump on the head
bumps and scrapes
with sugar on top
introspection and appearance
wiggly party
half full, half empty
tiny conductor
the new parenting
she fought the law
they look as if they were wearing tuxedos
dangerous cotton insects
powdery
singalong
what does it mean to be a mother?
bosslady
banana
profoundly inappropriate
overt signs of aging
swimmingly
legacy
one day he will get an earful
two dresses
rainy with a chance of tsunami
yawn
just how old do you think i am?
flooding my inbox
peeking behind the veil
somewhere, pigs are flying
setting up an ethnic identity
not the greatest news
in-home care
gray, part two
consider gray as an option
pissy
idiotbox
how many stages are there in a conference call?
chip off the old block
foam sweet home
no speech therapy
awake = noise
almost a month late
tiny love
neither term is attractive
tiny girl
houdini!
raining inside and out
fried-day
unhappy birthday
bicker
eulogize
rainy
massive overgeneralizations and stereotypes
farewell
mythical sea beasts
through the woods
toned down in a big way
of little significance
coherent rage
eyed
turnabout
at the shore
nye at the old folks' home
field trip day
trapped
productive year-end thinking
call this a day off?
not quite meat
weird timing
musicality
thumbs up
stuck
family gatherings
what?
a parent's whine
unrosy
mistaken identity resolved
sweet drinks
unpleasant truths
evidence
worst week ever?
tickly feet
tree-picker
overheard
blind leading the blind
overheard
with my little eye
consistent
cookie monsters
naughty pictures
screamy
navy fleece
there's only one everything
learn, live, accept
here's an idea
tot fury
that's true love
blanket
rickets
gray saturday
sprout sings
fleshtoned
shaking a wee stick
mam with strap
flu'd
happy thanksgiving
unfamiliar dining experience
well, duh
first blood
occasionally I am overheard
overheard
half and half
evening play
cold hard cash
where they are
prioritizing sunday
poor sense of priority
fear
harsh conditions
tiny singer, part two
bad luck day
tiny singer
coughs and hives, oh my
aviatorspeak
parental ignorance
overstepping
crisis of management
midday meal
ray
bad ideas
dozen
natal day
six
tricky
show choir
little rory calhoun
roses?
goodybagged
73
fatherhood
likes and dislikes
workplace
dressing for the seasons
appropriate reaction (more or less)
very sensitive
little drummer girls
confessions of a shopaholic
no lunch
moptops
back to school
overheard
little maverick
the power of an unintentional bowl cut
progress report
girly fun
cheeseburger
cheeze
too late or too early?
bottleless
gleeful
pizza party
snack straws
nemo and pooh
beats
first week
fat chance.
baby picture
why do i bother?
out and about and out again
movie date
kinship
faster than a speeding bullet
angel on my shoulder
sour
overheat
verminator
milkstone
a minute
stained
the walls have eyes
new storage
not using one's powers for good
blueberry
killjoys
candyman
overheard
leggo my lego
at the very least, it's tacky
poor fit
and preschooler makes three (kids)
muffed
in charge
character assassination
tooth and nail
overheard
jack
alternatives
very specific tastes
changing plans and priorities
why yes, yes it was
sometimes homeownership sucks
overheard
a round of applause
bean counter
nails
tiredest place on earth
not quite right
grabbing hands grab all they can
heigh-ho
hope they weren't listening
pins and needles and wineglasses
short and sweet, i guess
twilight time
cheeseless
we're not paying you for that
dancers
more from nz
fruitless meetings
disloyalty in the workplace
happy at last
listen to me, dammit
office
kid music
a saturday in july
grape headache
shake it
in with the fix, out with the cash
liquid soap
sibling rivalry
a new start or more of the same?
re facebook
not a typical saturday night
musical taste must not be genetic
grownup
walk the walk
j&k
feline
end of the year festivities
today's activities
lack of [birth] control
$2K
appetitekiller
a parent's request
mmas finale
scrunch
out of pocket, out of touch
green, gold and blue
wub club
need new pants
security measures
big head
hobby shop
so-called day off
kindy
my life in pictures
highway robbery, or ungratefully photogenic
holiday luncheon
date afternoon
prehistoric waitstaff
boldly going
littlest girl
sniffling through the fog in my head
variations on a theme, or swine flu?
doctorly concern
repetition
authority figure
foamy
day of mom, observed (by school)
day of mom
turnabout is fair play
mom-day
everything but pancakes
fleetingly sweet
overheard
chocolate cake with pink frosting
and many more
completely artificial
hokey pokey
overheard
bang
goodbyes
lunchtime note
frail
life in suburbia
grind
moo moo
just a number
scrimmage
right?
overheard
ocular
get well or die
more precious than gold
pellets
on a different level
lemon fresh
danger, cocktail and unique
mmas
strike up the band
at ease, sergeant
cud
dainty feet
weekend activities
speaking of jury duty
cloudy lungs
banded
playing the game
greeny
normalcy
secrecy and busyness
more on vanity sizing
multitasking and the art of daycare
tgit
little fashionista?
family party surprises
musical tastes
sharp bits of metal
glass wholly empty
painted ladies
unisex pjs
whine
poultry
nola in a jar
bringing us up to date
red plant
i think this is what is called "relaxing"
what's brown and sounds like a bell?
calling names
lucky hearts
dressers
unfamiliar grounds
poor planning
tiny arms of steel
the bag speaks for itself
league
egged
idle
bedtime routines
new smile
you sing a sad song just to turn it around
sizing issues: me or the clothes?
mismatch
[super]bowl of blackberries and blueberries
vicariously
when IM is not sufficient
overheard
the wrong impression
mobility
booted
unexpected role model
open mouth
cobbler
bumped and bruised
not quite the odd couple
mr. blackwell
concatenated
animated baby
much less scary than i would have expected
suitable occasion
friday night potatoes
u plus sign me equal sign
oft-heard refrain
the best gift
lunchtime note
smart shopper
a first
blackberry in hand
sucker
likes and dislikes
small electronics despise me
walk softly
polite acknowledgments
carrying some extra weight
2009
everybody clap
wiggle and learn?
lunchtime note
mouth breathing
quietly
sick time
to-do
holly berries and mistletoe
gently rounded?
vested
learn by example
carded
pickpocket
bruised
family festivities
coming to town
savory and sweet
fiery drive
half empty
there's a school for that?
the start of the season
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
of course
falling on deaf ears
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
for the second time
give thanks
cover band
majorette
tofurky, marching bands and giant dora balloons
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
rip van winkle
constant companion
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
sockets
beast of burden
tgif, indeed
an old nickname
stage mom in the wings
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
word choice
icy
wiggly parties
jingle bells, or of boys and presents
lunchtime note
way to go
knack
the secret lives of parents
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
like mother, like daughter?
mission aborted
joint gift
threadless
meaty
lunchtime note
patchy
lunchtime note
mailers
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
writing history, part 3
writing history, part 2
writing history
a day early
sweet holiday (and the not-so-sweet)
whinge
sickliest
lunchtime note
pop pop pop
tiny pincushion
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
oily
not something to put on a resume
sometimes it's for the best when the best laid plans go awry
father-daughter time
five
malaise
lunchtime note
the unwilling telecommuter
beautifully racial
lunchtime note
i love country darius rucker
overheard
the skin(ny) on nola
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
my first note!
overnighter
longlost
lunchtime note
reaction
deeply felt
lunchtime note
a day late
hometown shopping
lowlights
zzz and more z
gel and mousse and spray, oh my
hairless
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
the mouth on her
not quite varsity blues
lunchtime note
slippers at dinner
rolypoly
lunchtime note
babycare
no, we are not related
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
secret voice
lunchtime note
headachy munchies
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
don't have time for this
shoebox
lunchtime note
backyard entertainment
bad tastes
lunchtime note
networks
fry
arachnophobia
lunchtime note
fancypants
no romance on tonight's menu
winged
mama needs a brand new bag
purseness
back-to-school
demand and supply
half-assed housekeeping
lunchtime note
height = power
social yet not
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
military humor
tinted
lunchtime note
stutter
proof of shrewness
and a happy birthday to you
tasty bugs
lunchtime note
meadery
shoeless
mani
packing a lunch
midcentury mod
failure to communicate
thumbelina
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
lunchtime note
sedentary youth
lunchtime note
cassis
1971
developing
hyphenated
plush
rules, regulations and rivers
not always a talker
lunchtime note
the milk/bottle saga
lunchtime note
day two
language barriers
new accessories
homework
not a bad substitute
first day aftermath
k
hungry baby
early alarm bells
savior: the return
work: the return
bottled milk
orange and white
eclipsed
nasal
twinning
pumps
she ain't heavy
reciprocal
new school blues
visiting the workplace
sing a song
south pacific
sunny san diego
undergear
rosy outlook
personal scrutiny
aimless diving
three shopaholics
burly
kind eye
step it up and dress
toastiest
farmer in the dell
aches, pains and boylessness
cold, wet and sleepy
maternity leave home bakery
water play
if the whining doesn't stop
tape is a boy's best friend
blue pond
spitty
gap-like?
new stuff!
surprisingly youthful
bottled
nap, dammit
suits
shaping, part 2
solar-powered
like ducks to water
of the day
shaping
ponding
bananas about bananas
sophisticated tastes
impulsive water feature
guilt-free shopping
wet and wild
new chances
kenny rogers
hot baked goodness
tee'd
pinned down
rearranging
disney sans us
smoky
larva
in defense
tv influence
invented dinner
beddybye
renaming
new to me
from newborn to small?
quaking
eye-level
font-o-phile
i don't know where he gets this stuff
south coast
an old friend revisited
no room of one's own
her influence
life at home
it only took three years
stone fruit
suited up
keyphrases
self-affirming
never too sick to play house
violence in movies and sex on tv
mines
doctor's (random) orders
mouthy
upbringing
modernized
hotfoot
figures!, part 2
figures!
late night sighs
same but different, part 2
burned
could this really be happening?
sizing matters
a little flattery
bug hunting robots
oft-used
a heartier breakfast
temper, temper
oh so literary
the lost weekday(s)
blondest
wii fail
huh?
same but different
my mother's keeper
always prepared
san pedro tea party
more sleep, please
friendliest skies
genuinely curious
peachy
weight limits
off-brand
shuteye
putting things to rights
busier than ever
blacksmith
old age
seafood
THE field trip location
modeling
new title
buggy
new big boy space
diamond
happy 4th
far tmi
coo
upon further reflection
singsong
comfycozy
youthful eyes
no more jommy
don't forget to say goodbye
she'll pretty much have to
home shopping network?
mii, mii and you
silently watching
new jobs
the plague
survival has its rewards
the new truth
stuff we do when cam isn't home
unusual emergency
buggy
stomach bugs
second choice
new brunswick
all's well
mommy jewelry
a smile by any other name?
the upside
preoccupied
cereal
two sleepyheads
elimination diet, take two
needy
headache gray
drag
shapeshifters
father's day
zero tolerance (the aftermath)
not a sahm
snacktime note
so proud
strange sound
dorian
the modern multitasking mom
tropics
goldilocks one and two
4mal
rice cake
tiniest world
center stage...2
snacktime note
postpartum demons
the darkness in the hearts of infants
jaw-length
lefty
fit and flatter
snacktime note
proof
we did it, yay
just the thing for a growing boy
minor deformity
singer
queen for a day
gesturing
exercise play
always be my baby
snacktime note
astonishingly loud
the weakest link, or they don't make them like they used to
smell that angel
snacktime note
stuff you don't hear everyday
bleary
a few minutes of chores
wardrobe hijinks
babywear
eating for ten
snacktime note
snacktime note
toothy, part 3
dented
yellowy
snacktime note
snacktime note
zero tolerance
toothy, part 2
picture imperfect
how we became four
nola
toothy
induction appt at 8:30
just do your job, please
warmth
40th thursday
snacktime note
wah wah wah (cue the tiny violins)
suffer
i wish i were four
postage hostage
school day
blending
snacktime note
an honest woman
gifty
a monday in april
the similarity between 8 weeks and 38 weeks
the quiet end
faster of mouth than foot
plow
snacktime note
snacktime note
the difference between 27 and 37 weeks
unseasonably warm
the crunch of chlorophyll
pouch
overheard
lash
snacktime note
the telecommuting couple
snacktime note
purple flowers
varied
snacktime note
overheard
if it were a marriage, i'd have to buy crystal
the inevitable
snacktime note
snacktime note
momentary terror, lasting annoyance
shaped
yellow dye
rude!
guess we're getting close to the end
sometimes what counts for sassy is just plain rude
a laptop for a boy
redecorate with paint
new world order
amnesia
earth, wind & flour
drugged out
crying over...
sticky situation
snacktime note
overdue for a break
guess
what i have to look forward to
catty
snacktime note
sandwich cookie
lego
mini-getaway
snacktime note
dental
tiny coal heart
cubbyhole
snacktime note
mover
centered
wallowing
solo dining
illness or wellness
pregnancy etiquette?
flu season just became open season
re the birds and bees
heart-shaped party
mcdreamy?
flu season
snacktime note
mood lighting
rinse and hold
in the dark
things we learned from a boy
overheard
snacktime note
sniffle
cold light of day
how messy that would be
as seen on tv: puffs
cast iron
trying to be considerate
hearty congrats
trapped and isolated
snacktime note
large-scale floral
snacktime note
freeze frame
newlyweds
early morning cuteness
many happy returns and all that
same store
cartoon network
saturday night at my house
unsmiling
griddle
heavy-duty nesting
covering the floor
homeward
sort of a reprieve
deserted
dwellings
wets and dries
strangers in a strange land
finalists?
new motto
33
well-dressed welcome
clogging
overheard
re-decor
starting with a
bella
middle
tasteful palette
mess
shared room
it's raining, it's pouring
pink quest
light show
2008
obstacles
inconveniently snooty
sage and red
so cold
hands and feet
labeling with love
extra hooks
back in the saddle
twas the night before
a boy's secrets
name game
redeemed
i'm so lost without you
rock
fatso
gone to waste
stapler etiquette
missed holiday festivities
all i want for christmas is my bed
confirmed
splenda and cinnamon
supposed to be a big day
little sleep
city beautification
IRL
up late for once
time to hit the sale rack
leave a message after the beep
wheaty
overheard
wheat-free no longer
unexpected romance
always right around thanksgiving
doh
turkey day
something i wondered this morning
bellyachin'
day in, day out
ingratiating
winter coats
overheard
lycra
starter wardrobe
portions and things
trick
overheard
vm from my mom
complementary condiments
weatherman
out of the mouths of babes
strangest compliment
overheard
birthday boy
opposites
dark to light
blessed
slickers
ruined my day
runny, part 2
runny
fiery
sending stuff back
newish dress
pretty colors
i AM the fuddy duddy
libra
sign painter
glowing
drowning in hormones
all kinds of wrong
glucola
overheard
dino
sugary
non-participant
tearful (and my nose is bleeding, too)
first day
the dryer says "grrr"
separates
shmoopiness
salt pig
momentous, or a moment like this
oh, the humanity
big league chew
in the dark
evolving tastes
not yet glowing
basura
school daze
baby steps, office-style
incredible hulk
brutally sweet
and the sun is always shining in hell
jobhunters
grumpity
namesake
forbidden fruit
overheard
overheard
timing
math
impunity
age and experience
calm before the show
typical dialogue
school shopping
soft underfoot
gratuity
really big things
flight vs. fight
faith, hope and charlie
in one piece
dear coworker
but the point is probably moot
what else rhymes with bridget?
no relation to kelly
step
rashy
fanboy and fangirl
still life with girl
silvery
butterflies
ogilvie
save the children
scent
grillin'
robot combat is a sport
neils
backyard dining
center
my new favorite word
re-trap
re: infatuation
infatuation
the gift horse, he bites
this or that?
geek sex symbol
roman
sow's ear
fan of status quo
terrier
rapid change of subject
not from scratch
dishy
in the kitchen
faux bois kingdom
overheard
refrigerator repairman
gams
the things women can say with impunity
a little romance
overly talkative stranger
one thing doesn't mean another
red and squishy
fritters
paternal patterns
size matters
doppelganger
glass
short-tempered
nonsensical
silly tees
freezer burn
email foolishness
rub a dub
service
dinner theater
footsy
tucked in
seeing the truth on the back of a car
alarm clock
this is
sunday drive
seething undercurrents
oh good
marbles
night music
crying at the discoteque
wedded bliss
the opposite of insomnia
jinxed, i tell you
admired from afar
tuneful spree
wonder what he was dreaming about?
data's day
there ARE stupid questions
paper-pusher
escape
evader
dishes and floors
overheard
inflamed
roving
like death and taxes
backyard picnic
new growth
good teeth
i've got rhythm
muddled
freeing up some cash
of girls and dogs
think, think, think
good morning baby
divorce court
paterpresents
world leader pretend
overheard
not a moment too soon
grimace
thankfully it's not my wedding
vocation
sniffles
orangey
fish foodie
shockingly quiet
unclose
singing the lack of OT blues
jig
unmentionable
snips and snails
read those labels
mellow
cliffhangers
memorized
series finale
the river jordan
just saw the commercial
far more interesting than a run-off for a seat on the school board
more information than you have ever wanted
momhood
making our home that much safer
early gifting
of dogs and koalas
subversive
99 cents
rental
ship of fools
botanical companionship
holiday cannibalism
with family like this
so rude
manners
uncomfortable balance
wiimote control
take everything
the chase
thoughtful boy
trying to tell me something
baker's duet
the day the music died
beware of the scissors
understatement
zoo pals make eating fun
son of alan
poor substitute
blow out
live an entire life in a day
stinky fruit
nice rack
place
patty cake
par
homonym
rediscovered pleasure
isolato
call me a leper
panty raid
counting time by minutes and seconds
dusting
incentive
disappearing eggs
eggy
digger
heavyweight humor
what's that on your head?
bratty
mythic citrus
lip servicing
aesthetically speaking
bionic woman
over our heads
content plus or minus accent
stickfighter
on loss and losing
closed captioned humor
location
almost a decade and a half
vacation day
frivolous tastes
still cringing
the secret language of cam
sickly
overheard
strange ammo
shrink
nursemaid
three cheers for bribery
1998
like a commercial
marching along
overheard
feelings of abandonment
mild disparity
three bags full
bullet time
surprising response
tea
no liquid diet
a reasonably nice day
underfoot
overheard
magnetic
sun
leaky
not the right answer
unmentionables
revive
words of love
tubular
on the line
somewhat intimidated
can't take him anywhere
speeding up the aging process
trunk
aces
fish, fries and only children
ambition
limits
how to deal
biding my time
love bites
morning greetings
making myself a cup of coffee right now
a strange counting song
work-work vs. home-work
make
things that go bump
tiles and fixtures
cosmetic changes
stickiest
enough with the witticisms
boing
overheard
ninety
starts and stops
rose-colored glasses
joyless convenience
iceman cometh
pay attention to me
awakening
multitasker
chain reaction
tiny bladder
just one of the guys
barista
worry
every rose has its thorn
roses are red
times three
and your little dog, too
elves
unassisted
overheard
per our conversation
when stuffed animals attack
new to him
red
hearts and flowers
millinery
dispensing with a smile
in need of a good mechanic
flinging
sparks
too young for me
new pastime
barrel
think pink
girlish figure
not a new friend
heroic
unconcerned
beeline
job security
me me me
homebody
dough
the blue one
mike and jerry
this is really dumb, but
reciprocated
singing in the rain
rings and things
underwater market
under a rock
partial retraction
juggling
bizarre timing
uppercrust
lack of control
i hog the ground
why is it ONLY thursday?
coco's
feeding my obsessions
drier than ever before
luddite no longer
dirty screens
how do you measure love?
revisions to the guitar hero story
concise
a new guitar hero
footed
only in my dreams
orient express
daily phone call
headcold
the big eater
how dry he is
careless of me
pursepak
tie a string around my finger
dream street
do you even know what gum is?
gone tomorrow, part II
out-of-office
shore
a thank you card
greeting card replacement
feverish
sackcloth
unfestive
mid-seventies II
vertically challenged
icy treat
grammarian
lest you think otherwise
bringing her up to speed
voiceless
violin concerto
fling
wet noses and hot wheels
exhaustive study
novel recipe
mild exercise
manic tuesday
hairy
mlk
gone tomorrow
panic and fear and nerves, oh my
you must not know 'bout me
nondairy fun
brownies in candyland
ditched
hair today
windows
ungrateful, revised
sparky
ungratefully yours
silently voiced
mid-seventies
how to accessorize
overheard
i have no idea why it has taken me so long to mention this
imitate
fun with music
somewhat painful truths revisited
where have i been?
short putt
cam's cup runneth over
coins
always looking on the bright side
rotating stock
pizzeria
cryptkeeper
paul's first words to me on january 1st
falling prey to an amusing gimmick
was wondering when someone was going to say that
overheard
a gamer and his sister
electric guitar hero worship
ballet dancer
the hills
paul tells a story
seeds
living greener
a sister or a girlfriend?
seaweed
t-shirty
sleepsounds
labor violations
2007
the eye of the artist
been hearing them a lot recently
teppanyaki
wraps
color coordinating
tgi-over
vino
pots and plates and spoons and forks
not that i don't love them, but
natural born showman
the sun and moon and the stars
simple logic
mommy's bakeshop
leathery
babytalk
daddy time
new music
back in the saddle
no paul is an island
like most cliches, all too true
paul's haul
instrumental, part two
instrumental
merry christmas!
self-denial
you know you watch too much crime tv when...
reciprocity
enough already
the horror
fatty
paul "the dragon" notwilson
little machiavelli
tiny nutty lies
grouch
holiday greetings
feh on all of this
photo shoot
squares
productively peaceful
i just love it when the geek gets the girl
not picky
another grace
quiet time came early this week
far too stressed
mommy veggie
zzz
bedbugs, i think
speed limits
narrow perch
showy ergonomics
i am NOT rick james
grooming habits
just like teletubbies
cool vibes and strong drinks
alfresco
me go too
cosmetics counter
spelling correction
tenderfoot
seeing a ghost
purple puppy love
the one-est of one track minds
lawyerly
slim pickings
a sad ending
wtfwjd
urbn
new crush
real subtle
aguilera and swayze
life with paul
the littlest mythbuster(s)
soccer-like
would you use a saw or a knife?
chainmail
outbursts
stressed
in need of the supernanny
princess
whole grains
not too shabby
preschoolers must like to row
red rocket
familiar scenery
lolita'd
florida by way of california
faux snow
science fair
alphabet city
frivolity
binder clips
page
the sunny side of the street
purple
underwhelming
tiny pieces
fishtank
pretzeled
a rainy stroll
scheming
natural order
verdant
a companion of some sort
gently
no, it will not be fun
a list checked twice
flying by the seat of one's pants?
new girl
hands
paul vs. ball
my way or the alternative
paul's favorite questions
turkey
empty closet
freshly shod
age and power
driver 8
ingredients
green grass
deep pockets
"never really that brave before"
ring-a-ding
no poker face
sniff
too late
eggs
getting an early start
promised treat
sneak
12 hours
the new santa revisited
paparazzi
a new santa
the first to know
childish behavior
paternal resemblance
tin-[wo]man
pervert hands
thursday
return to gamer island
overheard
on the hunt
powers of imagination
enough is enough
teaching old toys new tricks
keeping my mouth shut
zipper
poor reception
no left turn
self-opinions
the most dangerous game
dade
green striped secrets
the differences between you and me
giddy teenage years revisited
overheard
online gaming
the big easy
awesomeness
keyphrases
alcoholic truths
overheard
ham and jam, part 2
hard sell
ham and jam
and that was why we used cetaphil in the first place
been waiting for this for a long time
mmm, chocolate
overheard
sudsy
no wonder he says i yell at him
on the phone
reactionary
shake, rattle and roll
strange pastime
mustachioed
new acquisition
steps
interconnectedness
unpleasant odor
auntie's favorite story
northern exposure to numerical street time
partying
groupie
in the dark
we need to repaint the door anyway
little aftershocks
off to buy a racetrack
cyrus
paul's idea of a story
cam's idea of a story
wale
keyphrases
denizens of the deep
candy corny
bro
soft soap
haunted by the past
genius
gotta catch 'em all
new ride
THE tantrum squared
the love of a good man
determined to give the impression i had a bad vacation
the long[est] weekend
new doctor
bad pun alert
blimp, part 2
bnl
following my schedule
manuscript or cursive?
missed his cue
balloons and cookies and gifts, oh my
helmet
like wow
THE tantrum
concrete pole-holding things
blimp
counting
wall street
hor d'oeurves
paul weighs in
theft
catalog life
odd tastes
white facepaint
you have to believe we are magic
kingly
who? hoo.
potential blindness
we be clubbin'
bellyache
siblings
mop today, mullet tomorrow
ringer
dollar signs in his eyes
dear petros
fiddlesticks
wiseass
destination: basement
false self-portrait
the leaves have pretty shapes
practicality, or the importance of age limits
one for my homies
marsupial
washerwoman
giving in
washday
the cheesiest
making a list and checking it twice
tentacle
accidental
direct from chuck e. cheese
awry
the toy store
but i know this one isn't really soft -- he's kind of skinny
the effects of aging
keeping things in their place
austen
bowed but unbroken
swirly
costume party
tote
fluff and nonsense
you know my name
cookie time
saturday night lights
flybaby
foreign lands
rewardrobe
defeated
mom and dad, reinvented
farewells
hamster
inky
overheard
happy surprise
chocolate-dipped secrecy
my favorite typist
controller
flynn
charms
showy displays
the anti-weekend
moustaches and tight pants
second, part six
very consistent
second, part five
second, part four
likes and dislikes
second, part three
toy store-age
crane
second, part two
um, no
somewhat rude
adept
off his schedule
jealous or scared?
hey, it's that [golden] guy
teabag tag
postal workings
second
attempts
wild declaration
first, postscript
first
walking wounded
costuming
leviathan
unusual renaming
hardy
not all that simple
absenteeism
and you still have only one grandchild
tickly
all fruit, all the time
injury report
pretty woolly goodness
shared
staying in my office
wooden
ahoy
the force
critic
patient
doesn't bode well for the school
crunch
different reaction
of flowers and worms
fine distinctions
daddy jeff
three months
is it him?
late night redecorating
likes and dislikes
likes and dislikes
5-minute playdate
gah
it's that time again
life-changing decisions
nineteenseventyone
circular
richard blade would be proud
constipation
fandom
personalized
trite but still cute
unfinished
passing of time
credit
strong language
new storage solutions
mommy decrees
curtains
in the closet
deadbeat fan
creepy
unfamiliar holiday
embarrassing disclosure
foolishness
likes and dislikes
poster
the shirt
september
hot for teacher
perils of age
medical assistance
overheard
in short
patterns
word of the day
a peach
stiff and sore
compelling argument
less than four years old
bleach
arrival
silence
tick tock
in the drink
more like a wedding reception
decorative plates
telecommuter
overdue
arachnophobia
boringly bedtime
many happy returns
the box
huge scare
keyphrases
airhead
world traveler
driver
fruit salad
pink
together alone again
eventful
grassy
mommy and me
fluorescents
impatient
contrarian
ingenuity
shady
little red house
just add baby
scheme
bargains
multiplicity
let them eat cake
overheard
my two babies
gift
insignificant
scratch and sniff
a thing of beauty
offspring
greens
could've been
pcd
future pr man
inconceivable
doorways
costume
acting
drying
anywhere but home
moody blues
gold clues, part 2
clockwork
reputation
better than usual
gold clues
joker
family bed
watching too much zoboomafoo
cup
"i think we're really active in our home," he says
owie
waterbabies
unexpected gifts
i can top that
jigsaw
faux-mystical
treehugging
disposable
murders, kidnappings and rape, oh my!
anxious
impatience
phone call
gametime
lining
supernova
cringing
schoolmarmy
didn't really like the movie
third
yet another new name
change of plans
hatfields and hatfields
speaking of pantries
pantry addition
growing up
pushing my interests on him
germy
flush
hum
don't think it would get much traffic
overwrought
nutritional value unknown
candor
chugga chugga perfect
overheard
german engineering
nilk and sugar, please
fruity
surname
flexible
fowl juice
we're all digging, too
bunkie board
ambitious
storytime
choosing a side
cheap commercial
choppers
worst of seven
solo
no artificial colors or sweeteners
pranks
chapel
a new name
dispute
plausible?
inventory
feline
coincidence
painful experiences
threesome
sunrise
message
out
splintered
london, france
genuine concern
sounds of silence
trainwreckage
calling all pods
dante!
rest stop
perhaps he needs glasses
legume
hoe
measure of a man
something to do
kitchen storage
pink
chilled
entreaties
all home improvement, all the time
stitch
neglect
proper use
mixed reviews
redo
alternate endings
transformed
boat
appropriately bossy
south bay
accursed
madaldal
he also calls me "hon"
paint, paint and more paint
footsie
sparklers
un-abbreviate
mask
periodical
young love
documenting
taft
power tools
what?
tactless
readjustment
the kindness of strangers
dry spell
shade
ambivalence
wee small hours
burger
newly discovered territory
not really my anything
masonry
lunar
overheard
city of industry
top of the tots
finances
new beatles fan
taste of things to come
bad hair year
strange holiday
canned goods
free to a good owner
a hard (sun)day's work
new opportunity
good memory
weekend warriors
just the two of us
don't call me shirley
wiring
puppy love
blaspheme
blooming
shared allergies
so why did you even say anything?
hip hip hooray
several months early
compliment of the day
letter debt
ahead of the game
dia de los padres
fishy
agony
unintended use
pere noel
bricks
wiggly party
kicking the back of the seat
severed
script
clearly he doesn't quite understand the gravity of the situation
new to him
decaf
loony
injury
faux this and that
thanks to little britain
yummy
stretched thin
a new environment
parrot
likes and dislikes
aches and pains
blemish
cars, interrupted
browned
slaughtered, gutted and heartbroken
accented
he doesn't usually call me that
like a newborn
vision or ideal?
keyphrases
out for the summer
variation
not a future entomologist
society
singalong
is it better than barq's?
not-so-primetime
waterbabies
storage
unbathroomish
light syrup
lip
future botanist
restoration
useful things, trees
task-oriented
unlikely throne
the decorators
powter
frayed
glossing over
future podiatrist
mimic
tearful
too gross
now i lay me down to sleep
tearful goodbyes
jewelry
acclimating
bad pun
overproducing
likes and dislikes
caught
swim
heartwarming
who knew n64 controllers were toddler-sized?
like an orange
authoritarian
old game(r)
the san pedro home for the aged
little briton
dogs
brewed
easily distracted
trans
distinctions
hausfrau
entertainer
rocks
crewcut
my art
showing off
king of comedy
posterior
tot
peas
idiomatic
transient
thwarted
good customer service
mildly offensive
puppets
good ideas
bad ideas
tmi
this is what we dream about
jottings
oedipal
potato anatomy
outburst
harmless
3 am sheet changes
logan's run
tripping the nightlight fantastic
high praise
playing favorites
brought to you by the letter e
droopy
dinette
the sleep of the just
eyes
spooky
lost time
the sleep of the unjust
the seen
tweaked
reconsidering
familiar face
i need a mute button
spokesmodel
the not-so-secret life of 20-somethings
things you don't hear everyday
indecent proposal
truly cursed
poor taste
rod
syntax and diction
pompom
hired help
levels
gray
sticky
branch
raccoon
flowers and tears
labeling
ruining the moment
the smallest elephant
state song
good night, gracie
i know you like me
mother's sunday
monomania
so tired already
moony
sketch
new tv
chilled
what else are you supposed to call them?
locked out
harsh
not so wide
stunned response
litebrite
unbreakable
social skills
askew
not saying much
doghouse
battle of the bowls
overloaded
i think this was a compliment
triplets
not enthused
schemer
paperhanging
alternative transport
competitor
keyphrases
unsurprising but still unpleasant
unusual vegetable
clean laundry
logic, or how a mom lost touch with reality
sore hands
16 minutes and 40 seconds
purses
incomplete education
animal control
privilege
congrats
his nose doesn't look like mine
oversimplification
family traditions
ow
fishy fishy
he must have no fingernails left
tivo no
rah
overtaxed
week
deep
waiter!
my monday
retrospective
new taste
vaccine
funhouse
uneven duet
substantial savings
a future of hypertension
with caution
idolatry
rue
dawn 'til dusk
hiatus
fragrant
selective
ballgames in the living room
42
potty mouth
literal
starry night
bop
gimmick
not mother-of-the-year material
expressing himself
get back
musical
door
overheard
foot
heart and soul, or spock's wedding
exit... stage right
sandlot
looking inward
bad footing
what can blue do for you?
just great
the mom-cut
sleepy sickly
return policy
happy easter
heartfelt
mama does not have a brand new bag
wrong side of the tracks?
another damned teen show
former friend
eggs and such
and they also called me a "rock star"
wow, loot!
mysterious relative
sunshine
coke and crazy glue
no animals were harmed in the making of this entry
science
corrections dept.
unfriendly competition
mr. farmer baby
american muscle car
blissful
accent walls
first wheels
3 am
hair loss
it still works
room to grow
keyphrases
d.o.g.
shabby
stockpiling paper products
griping
street smarts
park place
boost
geeksign
wet skin
stories
friday at home
late teens
construction
office services
playing doctor
the game is afoot
overheard
short-lived
the answer
falling asleep in the car
e is for emphasis
lucky cam
the new face of evil
a proper response
time-out
religious education
age appropriate
rabbits
keyphrases
word associations
in retrospect
the power of bribery
a weekend in july
certainly explains a lot
noggin
no!
reliving teen dramas that were never actually mine
feel the rain on your skin
epiphany
unobservant
boys and their toys
aspirations
shock
springy
self-adhesive
rivalry
almost blown cover
indecision
3/29
milestone
the hunt
looking for common ground
disconcerted
giving orders
comic timing
for want of a [humbert humbert] pin
evel knievel
trendsetter
the eye of a parent
earworm
a matter of trust
here's your letter
woozy
keyphrases
opposites
semantics
new song
bloom
home away from home
unconscious
butterfly
underprivileged
it's the glasses
red ink
excessively
budding environmentalist
the foz revisited
unpacked
tales from the bed
the legend of the blue swoo
return
techie
behind my right eye
decoration
snack
role model
20 seconds
rhythm
mpr
pre-preschool musical
31
you and me
sahm
fuel
too good to be true
temperature
decoration
vdub
condiments
i don't like mondays
splurge
flip side
32 coins in the fountain
call and answer
"i don't look longingly at bmws anymore"
keyphrases
nails
eyewear
occupational hazards
corrupted
lightfooted
furniture
sneak
vh1
holy grail of handbags
new skins
do you see what i see?
first name basis
hard to get
bemused
overheard
opposites
accelerated
overtime
solo viewer
mum
frog
foreign
cold
primetime puppets
fruit flies
designer
quick change artist
foundation
diversionary tactics
overheard
ham and jam and spamalot
numerical order
packaging
idee fixe
grown-up time
emo
imaginary world
stripey
where's mailbox when you need him?
foolishness
remote control
early morning vent
meh
accidents
leaping lemurs
hmph
button
good news
bedbugs
visitors
naughty
habitual
obvious
bad, bad, bad
empty pockets
dark and stormy night
shill
st. valentine
praise
keyphrases
poor speller
shallow pleasures
welcoming
cover
ma'am
touching
hand signals
yikes
infatuated
monologue
visiting
exhale
even with rubber gloves
opinion
abridged
instant
orders
early gift
dancing
branding
he likes it
prudent
materials
too nice
signifying nothing
dark horse
nightmare
keyphrases
broke
useful
alphabet soup
succumb
keyphrases
congratulations!
superbowl
diaper
snuffly
robbing the cradle
overheard
repeat
the neverending story
overheard
futility
sensibility
neighbor
unexpected bonus
indignities
saddle
round and round
overheard
feverish
bewildered
day three
mailtime!
tasty
day two
etiquette
distraction
speech
premium
new name
preemptive
trash
oblivious
friends
showoff
mini
together alone
wet
self-referential
duet
overheard
letter
ill-timed laughter
labels
pause
hesitation
holiday
observation
assembly line
unusual
overheard
words
betty crocker
morose
snazzy
passing the buck
bait
non-sticky
confusing
spark
kinky
rings
cinco
choices
thoughtful
deliberate
inevitable
hex
more of the past
multitasking
mannerly
seuss
from a boy
water
battle cry
cheerfully offensive
skin color
kind
not going so well
brown paper packages tied up with string
purple
funniest thing i've read all day
i used to know people like this?
reflecting
feet
mindset
fitting
makeshift
personal toy store
observation
nudist
not a cook
could you sign this for my little brother?
exhausted
creative endeavor
prince charming
proper roles?
brighter note
oh well
iron horses
long road home
pen
dump truck
new word
unusually quick resolution
slip of the tongue
good fit
undefeated
swedes
preppy
skiptop
wintertime blues
baggage
poor form
gifting
worn
the hell?
newness
31
opposites
vulgarities
corruption
toilet humor
for mature audiences only
dishpan hands
sunday night date
scares
awards
sproutlets
blue's boos
mystique
likes and dislikes
odd planning
independence
prepared
consumer lament
slump
too early
surprising result
"we could cheer"
flood
cute new baby trick
overheard
lights out
i hear the secrets that you keep
2006
dinner companions
amateur video
handy dandy notebook
rain rain go away
a bed of one's own
joe-car
waiting
anatomically correct plush doll
update
nice rack(s)
imagination
sheepish
handwriting
now with nudity
lexicon of a toddler
pseudonym
daddy brain
customer service
tantrum
so typical
easy reader
aged
vacuum
eggs
how things work
for next year
winding down
appearance
holiday wishes
prefestivities
big. bag.
stupid holidays
manipulated
sacrifice
"and i want her to look beautiful if mama meets jesus tonight"
bastards
early adopter
the painful truth
really?
wine, women and song
go me!
sadness
tiger
rugby
old pictures
age
dancing
love-affair-by-mail
streak
sleepcarrying
steveness
baubles
cliche
top bunk
timeline
stripes and squares
grandchild
duty
postal rates
boo!
awake
chef
monkey business
500
inattentive
unburdened by stereotypes
holiday sales
cutely mangled
pauly appleseed
dental re-education
tattletale
fear factor
folly
success!
torn
trusting
blue's birthday
noises
punchline
overheard
chill in the air
o christmas tree
strolling
bait and switch
ho-hum
hmm
la
sore
improper knowledge
pubowner's pal
sucker
forward thinking
world of laughter
hungry
fashion victim
exhaustion
sticky
shopping update
cards
carpal tunnel
extravagant
shadow
microwave
puzzled
postscript
thwarted
appropriate
moody
barry
talking on the phone
flyboy
rationalizing
glossary
lisp
unreasonably emotional
postcards?
as expected
gritted
leash law
dad's diner
big boy bed
seasons greetings
an evening with my husband
aftermath
victory
household goods
revised
finding religion
the boss of him
multiracial
magic realism
pastel
faking
accomplishment!
boozy
thanksgiving
ill
longest day
overheard
head of the household
overheard
bossy
headache
holiday fun
d-caf
measure of a boy
the midget is the baby's daddy
overprotective
in shock
inconsistency
hair
great.
clouds
just because
resignation
the unbearable lightness of leather
the creamiest
passenger
cream of the crop
verbalizing
material girl
brass
like dark chocolate
every little bit
what i think he likes
tiny consumer
identity
farewell
weekend plans
wishes, part 3
i miss him
wishes, part 2
yay me
more vehicular blues
wishes
teeth
trapped
insulting my vegetarian sensibilities
plastic
shelving
we the jury
more than just a little
out-of-offfice
woodworking
half a day
drained
salutations
ethnic
maybe i was unkind
separation anxiety again?
fatted calf
on a roll
counting
me!
fit
too early
friendster revisited
elevatorsyncrasies
grumbles
i know he's been looking for one, but still
vanity
hero worship
little shopper
trickery
expensive decision
slimy?
pants
stalling tactics
old news
accessorize
not like when i was a kid
seating arrangements
mr. cook
partial sentences
overly generous
elevation
empty calories
overheard
belated
unfeminine
big kid
overheard
end of the line
confused
glass doors
sympathy
yummy
colorblind
scandinavian slut
overheard
different wavelength
fragility
eight
of mice and boys
post-vacation blues
two
stretch navigator
butterfingers
tea for two
gifting for the sexes
wisdom
too nice
likes and dislikes
a song, played on a solo saxophone
not quite friends 'til the end
aladdin's castle on the cheap
timely
redecorating
t-t-t-teacher, teacher
just after five
new music tuesday
catastrophes
monday
sexist or blind?
mail's in, mail's here
ding dong
the to-do list
limited conversational skills, but so what?
wonder
imposter
teaching
lately i just haven't been myself
square
vocabulary
joe
paterfamilias
1936
language barrier
sigh
morbid curiosities
poor babies
pretending i know something
gentrification
mommy and daddy brain
asking questions
the divine mr. b
denim day
shallow
possibilities
backing up
i guess you don't like kids
change of scenery
the good boy
copycat
plural
jonesing
hot mess
slashers
a good idea?
kiss and tell
video killed the video star
hooked on phonics
baby, um, toddler vs. slide
mom-like
feh on me.
whatever it takes
terror
a day at the fair
a preference for fedex
british gods
edgy
'uck
random thoughts about blue's men
saturday morning
the boy who can't say...
seems to be working
deviant
my favorite IT guy
thinking aloud (sort of)
milk
curiosity
yes!
talk talk
toot toot chugga chugga big blue car
trying this again
nooo!
correction
uphill
ice, ice...
bowl cut
thud
the laptop wars
almost like being a kid again
javier lopez
dream a little dream
couch potato sunday
vroom
train graveyard
date night
overheard (and seen)
rock-a-bye
conflicting notions
yay!
ambivalent
gentle hum
qwerty!
who i do have to blow to get some service around here?
semantics
no bangs
i'll take that as a yes
one little monkey, jumping on the bed
mistaken identity
i don't really like her, but...
vegetable
mary poppins
of course i watched the indy game on sunday
powerless
mongrel mobile
he likes it
are you ready for some...
"special sizes"
and i'll be on my way...
the guilt
in spite of me
i make no such promises re steve!
the last thing i will say about joe from blue's clues
yay for beginning of the end
i never have conversations like this with my mom
first words, sort of
ballsy
the one and only mr. baby fansite!
singing the vehicular blues, part 2
ode to a pen
fond wishes
singing the vehicular blues
wiggly lightning
modesty
male bonding
plop!
finally, tgif
take good care.
there is no way they could be brothers
maybe he really does have spidey-sense?
is it really september already?
bitch all you want, i'll listen
commence the twiddling of thumbs
a room of one's own
monkeys
happy halloween!
nobody expects
sad.
i hate it when this happens
please stop making that face
"don't kill me, i look so fetching in green stripes"
parenthood
nationalism
my very own tech guy
pirates
about freaking time
see ya lateh, sweet potatah
too... much... children's programming...
age gap
have you seen blue? my puppy?
weekend accomplishments
apples
likes and dislikes
on second thought
geek magnet
horny moms
clearly our child
heather duke
bring it on home to itunes
winos
i love my boots, my boots and me
baby talk
trace amounts
oops
rimming
hey, it's me
hair woes (again)
stuck at work
what good is a memory if you can't do this?
let's do the toothbrush tango
petros II
sort of a book review
a weird weekend
ice the kicker segment
childfull
likes and dislikes
manicurist destiny
likes and dislikes
being a homeowner
tiny victories
hugs and kisses
hair un-woes
likes and dislikes
love!
wellies
it's not obvious i was born in the age of aquarius
am i that shy?
baby names
pandas!
lizards!
uniforms
and it starts all over again
likes and dislikes
aboriginal instrument
not exactly colloquial
likes and dislikes
baby blues
867-5309
vegas
hurray for vacations spent at home
massive discomfort
when the maternal instinct fails?
library sales
the pied piper picks a peck of pickled piping
vacation time
wannabe martha stewart
taking it like a man
karma?
casanova
sleep, blessed sleep
oooh, silver sage and latte!
being positive
disappointment
the grass is always greener
help, help
"working" from home
fuzzy
the office goth
hope you are enjoying your day off
yay, sleep!
the isle of carl
happy birthday! (better early than late)
i'm sorry you didn't know
eats shoots and leaves
pbk customer service rocks
hair woes, revisited
out of the mouths of babes
i'm watching it for the drama.
driving mr. baby
um, thanks
someone watches too much thomas
pirates are smart
hoot, hoot
overheard
something that should have been brought to my attention earlier
hee-haw
your skin, your eyes, your feelings
london
potential what?
who would have guessed he'd grow up so nicely?
independence day
baby vs. rhino
everybody said i'd leave you
boohBAH!
a latecomer to friendster
i am particularly AR about staplers
not always tgif
petros!
likes and dislikes
feh.
the ballad of hope and david
was everybody wrong about the mother-son bond?
likes and dislikes
mr. roboto
here, fishy-fishy
it makes my fingers happy
productivity and then some
please talk to me
putting on a good face
please?
understandable confusion
grace, meet overly large battery-powered vehicle
bad mama bear
and i will call him "squishy"
smile, you're pregnant
from the email archives
plight of the working parent
fun with water
a good thing
more hair woes (that, and father's day)
all madness, no method
likes and dislikes
overheard
mike nesmith's mom must love me
bathroom etiquette
kiss the cook
toddlers, allergies and food
i am ruining cam's image
cds i have in the office right now
dance, boxer, dance
subscription whore
toilet amnesia
hair woes
likes and dislikes
even though he can't sing
the grind
one voice
likes and dislikes
three cheers for the washing machine!
marvelous corn!
likes and dislikes
greetings and salutations
wiggle lust
queue
mission not yet accomplished
likes and dislikes
nursing sadness
likes and dislikes
life is but a dream
getting old
i love her for her mind. really.
why i don't use ebay anymore
a purchase regretted
just shave already
second-guessing myself
starting over
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